salma !!

love so radically they wonder why

[Dogfucker @rotnbrain]

eating her out and she sneezes and shoots a kidney stone down my windpipe killing me instantly

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

your coworkers are not real and they cannot hurt you

[a @a8065287968522]

maybe no ones talking to u cause your eyeliner fucked up

[miia @miiagarro]

my husband better cry at our wedding or his side of the family is not eating

[ant !! @tant0hlives]

Fool me once that's okay. Fool me twice that's okay. Fool me three times that's okay. Fool me four times that's okay. Fool me five times that's alright. Fool me six times that's okay. Fool me seven times that's alright.

[refriedbuttsects @refriedbuttsect]

white people be like my dog only voted for trump on his first term

[shayma @roundthefurr]

people named “israel”…… like you’re grown, go change that

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

overheard my wife tell our cat to “go find something to do”

[luna @appledashinator]

If I were an earth pony lowk I would just end it

[Hasan 👁‍🗨 @flackospalace]

Reminder that Noah Schnapp was giving out “Zionism is sexy” stickers while PaIestiniàns were being massacred. Fuck him and fuck Stranger Things

[tasha @natashaunlocked]

me when I’m blocked

[sara @levantlifts]

how ru gonna drink starbucks and have free palestine in ur bio

[Evie @iPadLoveU]

Oh yeah girl. Take one more semester off. That’ll heal you. Change your major again too. Yep

[Anne Chovy @AnneChovy2]

oh thats a cranny to you? its clearly a nook but to you thats a cranny?

[frank zeppo @NoahPasternak]

@MetaReflexive my love language is when I get ten dollars