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vicuña enthusiast

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It’s gonna be a Young Dolph spring (it was also a Young Dolph winter)

[furby hancock @furby_hancock]

yeah my house has a 'crawl space'. it's yhe whole dang floor!
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[angelRay ✧✶✧ 🦊 @angelray2k]

mom says it’s my turn to stun in new photo

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ChatGPT is my primary care physician

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I’m a Tilt-A-Whirl adult

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Rip Joseph Smith you would’ve loved Crumbl

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I have beef with the Whole Foods cheesemonger

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I have been indefinitely banned from the Pluckers shepherd location

[clare @sadderlizards]

hey could you come pick me up they’re pelting me with rotten fruit in the town square again

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Asking people at the bar if they were in door song

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I buy lice on the dark web

[clare @sadderlizards]

how your email finds me

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Not being able to use my carcinogenic dry shampoo is such a vibe kill

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I’ve been picked up off the waiver wire

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I have entered the transfer portal

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Does @seanseaevans have stomach ulcers

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How it feels when Drew Timme goes undrafted and has to go play in Montenegro

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Topgolf but for people who want to drive through a cornfield like in Interstellar

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IS ANYBODY SELLING HIPPOCAMPUS TICKETS FOR THE AUSTIN SHOW🗣️

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There is a crusty white dog epidemic