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It's time for the saltening. Watch us cook 🧂 😈 _Chat:

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Note: Token is not live yet

And it’s DEFINITELY not launching on pump fun

Be aware of fake low effort trash, on the trashiest most extractive website ever made

Your not SALTY enough at what @a1lon9 is doing to this space

Pay attention though. We’re coming soon

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I hate it here. No I WILL NOT LEAVE, yet

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Every single time I turn the news on TV:

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what is happening to this world....

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@_0xErick gm man, have a nice day

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mornin

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happy hump day

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Is there even a point posting on X anymore? I feel like all I see are bought views, no way to go to the top if you don't pay premium price and buy your way in... it's not how social media should work?? Am I in the wrong??

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@ElonPrime0f thank you dude

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@WhiteHouse

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just...what the actual fuck

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@_Gottalovezik "that was rude" yeah I know... that's why I said it

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@DoWCTO @DeptofWar @DOWResponse yeah a plan to f'ck us all up in our as+holes

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@DoWCTO @DeptofWar @DOWResponse yeah a plan to f'ck us all up in our as+holes

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By the way... cave diving is not mandatory. So... entering the Devil's Anus is also optional.
https://t.co/YxPy70MSe3

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@_Gottalovezik "that was rude" yeah I know... that's why I said it

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@spicy_exx This are grown man btw

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@NoContextBrits I choked only by looking at this image

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How many people at the top have to be hiding something (pedophiles) for them to work this damn hard to distract everyone?

And they're not even good at it. A TikToker making "diving accidents explained" videos has better visuals than the White House.

@WhiteHouse What happened, was AI image to video premium too expensive this month since all the money went to idiotic war you JUST HAD TO stick your big ol nose in?

The only thing stopping me from completely losing it is scrolling through the Epstein comments under every post. You're not distracting people nearly enough.

Next week's drop: the Earth is flat and dragons live in our plumbing files.

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They walk among us.

https://t.co/7HysdUuNVM

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@WhiteHouse You are not distracting us enough. Try again

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@WhiteHouse Gives us the Epstein list dog.... we don't want any alien files