Pussy Tiger

floop fooglies enthusiast; cheese stick biter; 5 slut on Letterboxd

[Pussy Tiger @saltandvinchip]

Just released a loadbearing fart. #stomachachegone

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I can’t believe we once lived in a world without iMessage reactions. You gotta give it up to Apple with that one. Forever chasing the high of a haha reaction

[Pussy Tiger @saltandvinchip]

The best part of my day is when I get to play krillion. I try to push it off until later in the day, as to not waste the enjoyment too early in the day

[Pussy Tiger @saltandvinchip]

Putting mistletoe on my clit

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This isn’t even half the clips

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Just watched a Mr. Beast video on tik tok in 29 separate clips instead of on YouTube. That’s something no one can ever take away from me #ididthat

[dulucas. @mirrorballdatay]

precisam acabar com a cultura de postar parabens nos storys

[Pussy Tiger @saltandvinchip]

Drinking water with a stuffed nose is the closest I’ve felt to drowning and/or death

[tedward @evilsockz]

giving straight butt crack and muffin top in low rise jeans whatever nothing matters anymore

[Pussy Tiger @saltandvinchip]

@VBGluv No but I’d send it to u as ur sponsor a few days in

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@jessiefromlegal @RaverAnonymous7 Em dash is the correct terminology

[Pussy Tiger @saltandvinchip]

Pfizer just announced a newly discovered illness named “Twitter Paralysis”— knowing what you want to tweet but not knowing how to word it.

Studies show 1 in every 4 users suffers daily.

If you or someone you know is struggling please text 6767 to 6969.

[Pussy Tiger @saltandvinchip]

@RaverAnonymous7 Im flattered, but no. I really am just that good

[Pussy Tiger @saltandvinchip]

Noticing my bagel store treats me a lot better when I walk in wearing a sports bra and leggings post workout, compared to my usual sweatpants and no bra attire

[Aidan Mulshine @AidanMulshine]

the goal of watching movies is so you can make as many References as possible

[Pussy Tiger @saltandvinchip]

No more Mr. Lice Guy

-guy who just got done having lice

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Hey tik tok maybe we can remove that nifty little feature where you hold down for 2X speed but instead you comment three emojis automatically. Or is the audience for that just too big to get rid of

[Pussy Tiger @saltandvinchip]

I miss the person I was before 67

[Pussy Tiger @saltandvinchip]

Can we please end the Taco Bell diarrhea narrative