Salt Daddy Cryptid 🔞

18+//Level 36//He/They//Pan-GQ-DemiGreyAce-Polyam//Horny OFF Main//Minors DNI//Probably problematic

[Salt Daddy Cryptid 🔞 @SaltDaddyPrime]

Most of the threads/smuttiness/etc I share on here will be from Polyship stuff that @wolfseye_opal and I already write, so don't get all cranky about 'cheating' threads cuz if that's what they are, I'll let you know.

[Salt Daddy Cryptid 🔞 @SaltDaddyPrime]

@HorrorLover75 You're itching for a DBD ban I see

[Salt Daddy Cryptid 🔞 @SaltDaddyPrime]

@HorrorLover75 @TomFaulty year old in his mommy's basement, playing in a COD lobby, after she told him she's turning of the wifi in 15 minutes until he showers and stops stinking up her house.

[Salt Daddy Cryptid 🔞 @SaltDaddyPrime]

@HorrorLover75 @TomFaulty What a little fucking crybaby ass loser you are. You didn't like how one round of a video game and got on the internet to be a hateful, bigoted, ignorant, childish little toddler. You have the emotional regulation of a dog in heat. You're over here throwing around slurs like a 30

[Salt Daddy Cryptid 🔞 @SaltDaddyPrime]

@HopelessManmode @SwiftFated Ignore that loser. All they do is post ignorant, ablist, misogynistic nonsense. Statistically speaking, they likely have the same IQ and capacity for empathy as a rusted-out toaster.

[PixelxKitten 🐸 @PixelxKittentv]

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Use code KITTEN for 30% off!!

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[PixelxKitten 🐸 @PixelxKittentv]

It's Charlie's 6th Birthday today!! 🎉🎉🎉
Everyone tell him what a good boy he is 💚
My best friend and soul dog. I would do anything for him and him for me 😭🥹

[PixelxKitten 🐸 @PixelxKittentv]

Thank you @Razer for sending me the brand new Kitty V3 Pro!

I'll be using this on stream tonight so ask me anything about them! My first thoughts?
I'M OBSESSED!! 😍

#gifted

[Salt Daddy Cryptid 🔞 @SaltDaddyPrime]

@bibicosplays I came from Lynda Carter's QRT of this post! Your cosplay is amazing and you look incredible!

[Salt Daddy Cryptid 🔞 @SaltDaddyPrime]

@Audible_AU Yikes, you block people for valid criticism of your company? Maybe don't mock and disparage such a large percentage of your customer base. Absolutely wild behavior.

[Salt Daddy Cryptid 🔞 @SaltDaddyPrime]

@lukacsy @FreedomIsntSafe @suchnerve The actual answer is, we don't. USPS is self-funded.

[Salt Daddy Cryptid 🔞 @SaltDaddyPrime]

@FreedomIsntSafe @suchnerve USPS is Self-funded, not government-funded.

[low vibrational @MaimunaB]

The black person in the writer's room had a BLAST with this scene

[Salt Daddy Cryptid 🔞 @SaltDaddyPrime]

@Vision4theBlind That's not what that was, you ignorant alarmist.

[WGRZ @WGRZ]

The grocery chain announced it'll be reducing costs on all sorts of items including summer essentials. https://t.co/0H5OBrAsAS

[Jay @jencroo]

They are saving me already

(and each other) #sheith

[insane @8990GS]

五夏

[Salt Daddy Cryptid 🔞 @SaltDaddyPrime]

Anyways, someday I'll cosplay again instead of sleep and complain. <3

[Salt Daddy Cryptid 🔞 @SaltDaddyPrime]

Paraphrasing "She's like a grumpy old man! Annoyed by the honking!" NO, SHE'S A FUCKING AUTISTIC CHILD WHO FINDS THE HONKING ANNOYING AS FUCK. IT'S NOT FUNNY. YOU'RE INSENSITIVE AS FUCK.

[Salt Daddy Cryptid 🔞 @SaltDaddyPrime]

DOOR FOR OVER A MONTH AND MOLD-FILLED CONTAINERS IN THE FRIDGE AND IGNORED ONE OF THEM WHEN THEY GOT LOCKED OUT IN THE COLD WIND AND RAIN AND OVERALL WAS AN UNGRATEFUL AND ENTITLED GUEST AND I'M THE VICTIM WAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[Salt Daddy Cryptid 🔞 @SaltDaddyPrime]

WAAAAH! I DECIDED TO STAY AT A PARTNER'S HOUSE WITHOUT THEIR ROOMMATE'S CONSENT WHILE I WAS SICK WHEN ONE OF THE ROOMMATES IS IMMUNO-COMPROMISED AFTER MONTHS OF TREATING THEIR HOUSE LIKE IT WAS MY OWN WITHOUT PAYONG ANY FUCKING RENT, AND LEAVING MOLDY FOOT IN A CONTAINER BY THE