alec 🧣

the smell of kettering's weetabix factory is engraved into my mortal vessel

[alec 🧣 @saltedalec]

@acastersugar haven't got any of this either but I just ordered some peanutbutter ben n jerrys so I'm pretty much at that level of happiness

[eli | we are wow! @pr1madunna]

btw if u are in the uk do NOT vote blue, vote green 💚

[alec 🧣 @saltedalec]

@pr1madunna oomf they didn't like this one

[alec 🧣 @saltedalec]

@pr1madunna I HIGHLY recommend it, yes. though I am biased for an anthology..

[alec 🧣 @saltedalec]

got round to listening to the off menu ep and just call me a larp already by god

[alec 🧣 @saltedalec]

I've never seen James Acaster and Jarvis Cocker in the same room, that's all I'm saying..

[alec 🧣 @saltedalec]

@beauxacaster he reminds me of sam campbell in this how cute aw

[yomi @yo6mi]

just liking posts cuz I'm too scared to comment

[alec 🧣 @saltedalec]

@ALIENFKR bless you. your carp is feeding my wee family for the winter, maybe we will make it through at last.

[alec 🧣 @saltedalec]

https://t.co/XKmi5JokhF send me some things my dear oomfs. or anyone I suppose.

[alec 🧣 @saltedalec]

@bleedthemt0xins I had a bit of poetic licence here. lets pretend that was ai now.

[alec 🧣 @saltedalec]

I've never seen James Acaster and Jarvis Cocker in the same room, that's all I'm saying..

[alec 🧣 @saltedalec]

Looking back, it appears I found it necessary to download Letterboxd after watching the cult classic 'Zootopia 2'.

[alec 🧣 @saltedalec]

@ImASillyGooose I never knew about this??? my intuition is impeccable thank you ladies and gents

[alec 🧣 @saltedalec]

James Acaster is very Los Campesinos! and I have no reasoning for why.

[alec 🧣 @saltedalec]

might aswell transition because all the "x reader" fanfics are exclusively female dammit

[alec 🧣 @saltedalec]

@beauxacaster please god become a comedian this is unimaginable amounts of material

[selfpaglu. @maramarvellous_]

doomscrolling on twitter feels much more productive than doomscrolling on instagram like i’m just reading

[alec 🧣 @saltedalec]

When you're english and not from a known city so you either have to say you're from an utterly unknown "Angloton-on-the-plague-pit" or a geographically vague county probably ending in "-shire".

[alec 🧣 @saltedalec]

@acastersoup I hope you know I read half of this as Sam and the other as James

[si @angelzfuk]

commenting random bullshit under oomfs post to let them know i wanna be closer to them