Not Jonah

i dont smoke cigarettes

[Not Jonah @saltedegg69]

@ecker17 @Barney84186437 @Flipper27501996 @GR_businessman you are genuinely retarded lmao

[Talkin' Yanks @TalkinYanks]

OH NO METS

[S ⚾️ @yankee_babee]

Yankees game stays on during sex

[Not Jonah @saltedegg69]

@friedpilled @JoezMcfLy

[BronxBmbrz @BronxBmbrz]

My gritty small ball yankees

[Mr. Baseball @MisterBaseball0]

The moron hates baseball because his simmple brain cannot comprehend its complex ruleset of whacking and running

[🐬🔥 @Flopezs4]

@TalkinYanks Mr Benjamin Netanyahu, Camilo Doval and Jazz Chisholm are close to developing a nuclear weapon. Mr Benjamin Netanyahu, please do what must be done

[matthew 🇦🇷🗽 @nyymatthew]

we’re so fucking back today

[NY Sports @NyCoogs]

This USA vs Italy game in the WBC is what that random Yankees game in mid July feels like vs the angels

[Tipping Pitches @tipping_pitches]

this is how baseball was meant to be watched

[Not Jonah @saltedegg69]

@yurioflesbos @perladesol talking like this and being white is crazy lmao

[KB @redsoxkatelyn]

remember when there was baseball on

[Not Jonah @saltedegg69]

i swear to god i’m hearing fortnite noises in my backyard

[Not Jonah @saltedegg69]

fuck baseball really is beautiful man

[Not Jonah @saltedegg69]

don’t give tropic thunder to ur gf, talking about some “i’m gonna be high forever” now i’m scared too 😭

[Not Jonah @saltedegg69]

the dodgers have given me a personal 9/11 two years in a row

[Mr. Baseball @MisterBaseball0]

Is anybody else vomiting blood

[mike 🇮🇹 @itsthatboymike]

No Drugs
No Alcohol
No Drama
No Allegations
No Scandals

Just a straight dogshit baseball player.

[Not Jonah @saltedegg69]

you should be allowed to bludgeon to death any white finance bro on the ttc that doesn’t take their backpack off on a busy train

[Stanzo @ncostanzo24]

How Yankee management treats Volpe