Alexy Saltekoff

Photographer | writer | swashbuckler | roguish, yet lovable smart-ass starship captain

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@Acyn Ah, I see the ChatGPT em dash.

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@colinelves @thomas_violence @paperghost Maybe he’s on a budget.

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

I send you good energy. And an abundance of love and light. I will not lie. I could really use some in return. Pilamaya (thank you.)

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@RonFilipkowski Man, I take it that means supremacy stuff is going to be ignored while removing information about the plight of the people in Gaza.

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@RonFilipkowski Wipe the lens, reduce the amount of makeup around the eyes, and turn on some lights. People shoot Tik Toks with better video quality.

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@ChristnNitemare My religion never made me cry. Good lord. I see so many trauma therapy bills in this vid.

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@OmarRiverosays And the other people that went to jail for espionage? What about them?

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@RonFilipkowski I’m no lawyer, but I don’t think you can be exonerated if you haven’t been to court and still have charges.

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@RonFilipkowski We did it!

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@RonFilipkowski Pretty sure God said not to do what she’s doing.

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@RpsAgainstTrump “We can’t start distinguishing different types of people.” So then he’s ok with LGBTQ+ members of the military?

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@RonFilipkowski Wasn’t that the guy that kept saying, “America first” over and over?

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@RonFilipkowski I don’t have my glasses on. The one in all caps is Trump’s I’m guessing.

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@pattonoswalt Fun fact: Anheuser-Busch owns most of the beer brands in the U.S. So… good luck with the boycott, I guess.

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@joncoopertweets Hahaha, buy a house. Good one!

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@JoJoFromJerz Pee Wee’s Big Adventure, Dodgeball, Anchorman, Airplane, Naked Gun, UHF, Austin Powers, The Jerk, Young Frankenstein, Clerks, Joe Dirt, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, National Lampoon’s Vacation, Zoolander, Borat, Dumb and Dumber, Ace Ventura, Superbad, Friday, 21 Jump Street..

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@wkamaubell They’re basically across the street from each other.

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

Big thanks to the Library of Congress for loaning me Grover Cleveland’s accordion for the last month of my tour. 🪗

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@TroyTurnerhoff @MoBlue2022 @emzorbit @FPWellman It gives off strong “I don’t know what to do with my hands” energy.

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@chaschuky999 @WitchPins @_Bee_Holder_ @_katerwaul_ @Thebitcoinbarbi @fuckyouiquit The USAF had a Sikh join in 2019. It took six months for a waiver, but he got to keep his hair and beard.