Nick Saltern

yeah this twitter account is broken.... new one is @94saltern

[Nick Saltern @Saltern94]

It's a little known secret around Peterborough, but it is possible to be on the sin city dance floor without making a snapchat story

[Nick Saltern @Saltern94]

I hate the feeling after you wake up from a nap and it was nice but you just know your going to be up all night now

[Nick Saltern @Saltern94]

Honestly though, Apple sauce and apple juice are so underrated

[Nick Saltern @Saltern94]

May or may not be making the trip to Ottawa Monday for a few days 👌🍻

[Nick Saltern @Saltern94]

I mean afro's are cool an all but I'd appreciate it if my hair would stop attempting to turn into one every time it starts to get long

[Nick Saltern @Saltern94]

And that is why it makes no sense to have a knuckleballer as your "ace"

[Stefan Beyer @stefanbeyer8]

Too much Jim Parsons, not enough Hank Moody. #Emmys

[Nick Saltern @Saltern94]

Not a fan of school but it would be cool if I was moving back to Ottawa at the end of this week #TheCapital

[Nick Saltern @Saltern94]

Jesus what did @LarryLytle92 and @BAMcgillis do to me last night #Fernd

[Nick Saltern @Saltern94]

I have a list of about thirty songs in my notes that I want to download that I just never get around to doing

[Nick Saltern @Saltern94]

Why would you want to be rich when you can have a Theme Park in Roller Coaster Tycoon 4 worth $500,000,000 ? #AllMyNiggasRichAsFuck

[Nick Saltern @Saltern94]

There are some people out there that you just wanna give a swift kick to the dick too

[Nick Saltern @Saltern94]

Just wanted to remind everyone the final season of sons of anarchy starts in twenty days #FiredUp #SeptemberNith

[Nick Saltern @Saltern94]

Adam Brody and Sean Faris were both once actors in Smallville? #NeatFacts

[JP @shegotagronk]

Got her saved in my phone under No Booty.

[Nick Saltern @Saltern94]

It would be real cool if the jays didn't give up runs in the first three innings

[Nick Saltern @Saltern94]

Okay bubbles is honestly fucking hilarious https://t.co/8sYnWPPJFl #ALSIceBucketChallenge

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

Pretty sick #alsicebucketchallenge @tatummiranda & @thejenmorillo vid by: @jessarnygard http://t.co/dnu0ToCglS

[Nick Saltern @Saltern94]

Is it mandatory to take a selfie with a shark at Ripley's Aquarium or does everyone just do it? I'm really starting to become unsure