sparkle tangerine 🧡

she/her | queer | Scorpio stellium | trash

[sparkle tangerine 🧡 @saltine_kween]

If my ponytail is thicker than your cock, ima need you to lower your voice when you speak to me

[sparkle tangerine 🧡 @saltine_kween]

Holidays are always so disappointing

[sparkle tangerine 🧡 @saltine_kween]

Nothing like Maritime Bus to bring me back to this hell app

[sparkle tangerine 🧡 @saltine_kween]

Okay I never tweet anymore BUT I need maritime twitter to connect me to the baddie red headed femme wearing an ironic Tim biebs fanny and platform docs at the Amherst bus station rn. They’re smoking vogue slims and I need to be or befriend them

[sparkle tangerine 🧡 @saltine_kween]

@polar_popz LOL first thing on my tl for my weeekly scroll and I am fulfilled now, I can log off satisfied. This is so true n funny hahahaha but also bless yall for recognizing that as behaviour you wanted to change regardless!

[sparkle tangerine 🧡 @saltine_kween]

@polar_popz It was ONE TIME Instagram DAMN

[sparkle tangerine 🧡 @saltine_kween]

Had a rare moment of apartment envy recently when I realized some of my peers have space for a full sized Christmas tree in their rentals? Rude tbh I would love to have that kind of real estate for fun ornaments

[sparkle tangerine 🧡 @saltine_kween]

@polar_popz Yes you doooooooo (I log on once a week to drop a comment on something you tweet and then I go back into my cave)

[sparkle tangerine 🧡 @saltine_kween]

@polar_popz That’s home to me baby I’ve gargled the nutsack of men that never had my number

[sparkle tangerine 🧡 @saltine_kween]

@chelseahateyou It’s a great size for ten bucks!

[sparkle tangerine 🧡 @saltine_kween]

I bought this bc @chelseahateyou shared the link on Facebook and I needed dopamine and honestly? No regret

[sparkle tangerine 🧡 @saltine_kween]

I can’t get no gd respect

[sparkle tangerine 🧡 @saltine_kween]

I’m trying to watch a. Movie and I keep having to rewind to try to watch the same ten minutes bc I’m distracted

[sparkle tangerine 🧡 @saltine_kween]

@polar_popz I’ll dry dog ya biiitch

[sparkle tangerine 🧡 @saltine_kween]

@chelseahateyou I legitimately do not know lmao I guess wax got on the element but idk how as it was all contained in a high sided pan…. The element caught fire and exploded a lil and snapped lmao

[sparkle tangerine 🧡 @saltine_kween]

I blew up the bottom element in my oven tonight making candles ooooops

[sparkle tangerine 🧡 @saltine_kween]

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