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I’m too drunk to taste this chicken

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MEAN TWEETS ARE BACK BABY

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

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[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

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@DarlinSincerest It wasn’t just the beer he destroyed the entire grocery department 😅

[Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes]

#ChiefsKingdom

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Do you remember getting drunk on the outskirts of the town? When I gave you all I had, but it still let you down

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@USPSHelp Dm sent.

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@USPSHelp why the fuck do I pay for fast shipping if you’re just going to leave my package sit in the same warehouse for 24 hours 50 miles away. Also, I can’t even track it now

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Updated my phone to iOS16 and now it yells at me everyday cause I didn’t close my ring

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Idk what happened to chipotle but these Mfs getting skimpy as fuck with their portions

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This playlist at Johnnys right now is a whole ass mood

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I’m so fucking tired of working night shift

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@Edsonbarron It’s only been 3 lmao

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I started my first anime today does this mean I’m a weeb now

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@Edsonbarron Gotta fix the hoe first 🤣

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I picked a really terrible time of year to buy light colored bedding when my dogs sleep in bed with me

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@Edsonbarron I had to walk up hill both ways in a foot of snow to get to school. I’ve about had it with these soft ass kids smh

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Kids are out here getting perms to have the same hair I was bullied for in school lmao

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I just drove my truck for the first time in like 3 years. She may be a steaming pile of dog shit but fuck I love this thing

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@autozone has the absolute worst customer service I’ve ever experienced. I got a shipment of parts on Thursday of last week, it was missing an item. Called them as soon as I opened the box they said I would have shipment info in 24-48 hours. It’s now monday still no shipment info

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This has been the most anxiety inducing game I’ve ever watched