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@ryanjdoug That may require turning it into a speakmedium.

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Who's this Netan yahoo?

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@dudeitsrita Me and Aaron Syracuse go way back. No idea who Aaron is and I've never been to Syracuse, but he's been a top 5 contact for longer than I can remember.

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@ryanjdoug To be fair, I've been advocating for executing those with broken bones for years. Ever since I had a friend in 9th grade who broke legs riding his bike in the dirt. Survival of the fittest, this is Sparta, etc. We would only advance the species...

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I'm not a huge fan of the color of the shirt and pants but the buttons and the belt really pull the outfit together.

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I told my girlfriend that there was a big updog explosion in Portland today. There was a solid 10 minute back and forth of her trying to discern what I was talking about. Even after explaining the joke, she couldn't understand the humor. So... I'm single now. What's up with you?

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By now, everyone has heard that the beloved comedian and actress @BettyMWhite died just weeks before her 100th birthday. She will be missed a revered for generations. I am personally offering a $25,000 reward to anyone who has information that helps bring her killer to justice.

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At my age, pot brownies have the same effect as pot pies. Out of body experience where nothing bothers me, followed by sleeping for the rest of the day.

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Mother Teresa?

Yeah, not a big fan...

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Forget the CDC. Forget the White House. Forget the governor. Costco just declared the pandemic is over by bringing back samples!

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No one has talked about how abolishing the filibuster would impact "Mr. Smith Goes to Washington" yet. Mitch McConnell is the devil incarnate but how has this not his primary argument?!? I remember you Jimmy!

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Thee/Thou/Thine

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This peaks my interest... The beat drops as low as the rates... Screaming and Yellen... Typically against my (monetary) policy to share but what the hell... Don't call the Feds... I don't know. Fuck it. You pick.

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When @JoeBiden joked that @JanetYellen should have her own @HamiltonMusical ... it got us thinking, what would that sound like?

As it happens, we know an artist on The Hamilton Mixtape. We'll let @dessadarling take it from here.

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$$$$ It's a flight simulator game but you start out waiting in line at TSA behind someone who is flying for the first time and doesn't take off their belt, your flight is delayed so you wait at the airport bar, and you have to gate check your carry on. Huge demand in COVID. $$$$

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On the 276th day of COVID my true love gave to me...

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Should we be more concerned about the fact that Trump wouldn't condemn White Supremacy or that a debate moderator has to ask?

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So that's what 2020 has for us next. Can't say I'm surprised...

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I know that many people will not like my stance on this controvertial subject but I am NOT Pro-Choice. I can understand the opposing viewpoint and arguments for it. I just can't get on board. I'm sorry but I am just super Pro-Abortion.

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Taking my glass recycling out every other day just get out of the house. Also, it makes me feel like much less of an alcoholic.

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Wallet, phone, keys, mask. Ok, I'm good.