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[Uncle Drew @Dmantronik265]

One day we will see a 45 year old Liam Delap on Skysport criticizing Premier League strikers.

[Therese 🇳🇴 @ThereseUTD]

All deals between two English clubs, but somehow only one of them is reported in € 😭

[🈴️ @RegistaCall]

130m for a player who can’t win u games is insanity

[Stiles @stilesishim]

POV: You on a date with a 10/10 but the table next to you is arguing bout who deserves the 2026 Balon dor

[﹒ @aroyagain]

😂😂 UCL talk before a ball has even been kicked Prem managers are thinking of Hull away it’s a different sport man

[່ @franchiseford]

“2 of the best left backs itw playing today luke shaw & nuno mendes”

we need to nuke mutv

[billy. @vibesnotactics]

so it’s just a coincidence that the two “injuries” happened to be a CM and a LB? Carrick thinks he’s slick 😂

[G @Gideoomatic]

These MUTV commentators are two of the most biased humans ever 😭😭

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

“Chelsea have won their last 6 games VS Tottenham”

Xabi Alonso:

[FootyCuler💙❤️ @barca_supremacy]

“Messi would never survive in the Premier League”

[UtdShameless @UtdLicha25]

Chelsea doing another dodgy deal with Disasi joining Crystal Palace on loan + obligation for £25m to avoid 45-day period whilst buying Maxence Lacroix for £60m

[saltkvaernen @saltkvaernen]

The new meta

[Acun Ilıcalı @acunilicali]

Dear Hull City family,

We are reading dozens of false transfer rumors in many places.
We are disturbed by the claims that we have been rejected and by the use of our club's name to gain attention. We have been working intensively for two months. I believe we will build a team that we will all be proud of. To prevent false speculation and to give you more information, I am leaving you with our latest transfer situation, which includes some clues :)

1.⁠ ⁠Jack Butland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ☑️
2.⁠ ⁠⁠Oscar Zambrano 🇪🇨 ☑️
3.⁠ ⁠⁠Matt Targett 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ☑️
————————————
4.⁠ ⁠⁠🇯🇵 99%
5.⁠ ⁠⁠🇵🇹 80%
6.⁠ ⁠⁠🇬🇷 90%
7.⁠ ⁠⁠🇸🇳 70%
8.⁠ ⁠⁠🇦🇺 80%
9.⁠ ⁠⁠🇸🇪 90%
10.⁠ 🇫🇷 70%
11.⁠ ⁠⁠🇯🇵 60%
12.⁠ ⁠⁠🇭🇷 80%
13.⁠ ⁠⁠🇯🇲 70%
14.⁠ 🇹🇷⁠⁠🇩🇪 70%

@HullCity #HullCity #hcafc #theTigers

[Adam @AdamJoseph]

This is blatantly in return for the Morgan Rogers deal, as Chelsea & Villa work together to bypass financial regulations. Chelsea 'overpay' for Rogers & Villa then 'buy' Garnacho for that same amount.

I don’t want to hear their fans ever moan about financial rules ever again after more of this money laundering to get around the rules.

A loan with obligation avoids the 45 day UEFA window.

[Paulbull🇨🇦🇦🇷 @PaulSSYS]

This sport is heading in a VERY dark direction. “Best player” now just means best player of the team that won. Great wc by Rodri, not close to Messi who had one of if not the greatest tournament oat

[Rеvеn @RevenRV]

"Lamine no aparece"

La falta más chill que tiene que aguantar cada vez que recibe el balón:

[Neal 🇦🇺 @NealGardner_]

A 19 year-old Pau Cubarsi just LED Spain to a World Cup title with 7 clean sheets and 1 goal conceded in 8 games.

A generational footballer, with a generatinal campaign. We have *never* seen anything like this.

[Neal 🇦🇺 @NealGardner_]

Don’t think I’ve ever seen a game at this level finish with one side creating LITERALLY nothing.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

My dad: Look at Lamine carrying his country at 19

Me: Look at Messi carrying his country at 39