James Ellis

I think about employer branding a lot, but on this account I swear. Speaker, writer, 30 Rock/Good Place devotee and metaphor purveyor.

[James Ellis @saltlab]

@Ski_Tracey Wrong @Saltlab

[James Ellis @saltlab]

For some reason, I feel the need to point out that Dave Chapelle’s 8:17 performance came out just 913 days ago.

[James Ellis @saltlab]

How to end the Hunter Biden BS in one step: Pres Biden agrees that all presidential family members must be above reproach and threatens to step down and let Kamala Harris take the oath.

The issue disappears like GOP’s concern about email security.

[James Ellis @saltlab]

@DoughtyK2 @kdc Spite.

[James Ellis @saltlab]

When you read news about Kanye and Hershel Walker, does anyone else have vivid flashbacks to the movie #UndercoverBrother?

It can’t just be me, can it!

[James Ellis @saltlab]

@SeanDFrancis Historically? They had to get crushed. Then they had no choice but to find a way to coexist.

[James Ellis @saltlab]

I felt that.

[Rachel Genn 🥨👁️👁️ @RachelGenn]

There's so much possibility in my writing when I am not looking at it.

[James Ellis @saltlab]

@KatrinaKibben I swear, people lose on average 10 iq points the second they walk into an airport.

[James Ellis @saltlab]

@SethAbramson The “enthusiasm gap” is a term pollsters made up to get invited to better parties.

[James Ellis @saltlab]

@SeanDFrancis Trying to create presale demand for the cyber truck.

[James Ellis @saltlab]

Bribing my daughter $4 in book fair money to try a chicken nugget for the first time isn’t something they talked about in 10th grade health class when they covered procreation.

[James Ellis @saltlab]

@lex_osaurus Every time I type that, I pause halfway through.

[James Ellis @saltlab]

Anyone else uncomfortable that after billionaire assholes inflict people like Dr Oz on us, that the only solution is another billionaire???

[James Ellis @saltlab]

Also, the current season of British Baking is wretched. It’s like it has no idea why people enjoyed watching it and doubled down on all the wrong things.

[James Ellis @saltlab]

If you’re missing Mel and Sue British Baking Show, Roku is streaming them now, including the first two series Netflix never had.

[James Ellis @saltlab]

I just don’t get it. Liberals are the creative class. We’re the poets and painters. Three quarters of any PR or ad agency is staffed with flaming liberals.

So how come all left-wing marketing messages sound like fifth-grade social studies book reports?!?!?!

[James Ellis @saltlab]

@dr_pete The only people who buy the check will be bots buying credibility.

[James Ellis @saltlab]

Reminder. You can buy Talent Chooses You on Amazon.

Or you could just get it for free. I made the GDoc where it was wrote free and open source. Enjoy!

https://t.co/awjpnyHvgK

#TBSummit

[James Ellis @saltlab]

This is pretty amazing.

[ Dr. Waitman W. Beorn (waitmanwbeorn.com on 🟦) @waitmanb]

Who…who did this?

It’s glorious!
https://t.co/t5vdBord2s

[James Ellis @saltlab]

@kdc Peoples is peoples…