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welcome to my cranium

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i’m a young hoe idk how big babies are supposed to be

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@shynessboyz @stagepopbr sadly society in the US operates under SYSTEMIC racism and in cities like st. louis people do not tend to hold each other accountable or outwardly condemn prejudice. not that we should reward the bare minimum but i do think it’s meaningful for someone to grow and learn

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@BrotheII @stagepopbr respectfully i feel like we can say these are more thoughtful than a lot of celebrity apologies

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@xdianthusx @stagepopbr u are absolutely correct AND respectfully she has posted some fairly thoughtful apologies tbh

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i think i am being such an adult about dealing with every emotion but then i experience The Anger and

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thinking about how my mom got called into a parent teacher conference when i was in 5th grade bc i kept tearing off the corners of my papers and eating them

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adhd so bad i’ve spent so much time looking for things just to be shocked to find out i put them away

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i wish i could take an adderall before bed to help me focus on sleeping but alas

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Anybody chatting causally with ChatGPT needs to be put in a straight jacket with a padded room 😭 Y’all genuinely scare me

[$ophie @worstgirlineu]

#WHOREMEMBERS

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

lately i’ve been doing what i like to call evil CBT where i look in the mirror and say things like “you're not special enough to be the ugliest person in the world” and it works better than the regular kind for me honestly

[wor$t man in america @slayyyter]

richard we should linklater

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if you are a man and you like my instagram story i am immediately grouping you in with felons

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sometimes i feel like a freak little infant and god is NOT supporting my metaphorical floppy little neck

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if i marry a man i think id like to include a fist fight in some part of our reception where i just get to deck him for fun

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who up getting diseases from mcdonald’s playland

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sometimes you just have to listen to a playlist you made when you were 19 and Really Mad

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thinking about how i used to wear a t shirt over a hoodie and feel like a baddie

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i was about to fall asleep but i just realized i don’t know what the fuck plasma is (just saved 5 youtube videos to my watch later playlist)

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trying to fall asleep thinking about how in 9th grade this guy tried to dap me up once but my sheltered ass didn’t know what was going on so from there on he just high fived me