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allship • danmei • mxtx main || i like my ships filthy or rare || niche fangirl feeding herself || jiang cheng thinker. || 25+, 🔞, contains 💀🕊️

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it's been a hot minute but, oh my god, a friend's self-published book that we worked on is FINALLY printed and circulating, this is a moment for me.

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@beedaydreams @dodoscreamb hiss hiss fall in love

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just kidding, i'd be dead in like a week but what a dream.

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what if i just quit my job and live the rest of my life writing

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twenty-four hours a day and five fingers on each hand aren't enough for the amount of brainrot i have simmering in my head.

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@demonicfarmer69 jc-meimei kneeling on an office chair he's sitting on, her knees bracketing his thighs while she's on his lap. depending on the size difference (and the size of the chair) there should technically be enough boost for the titty-to-mouth level. he can cup her ass, too, for support.

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@cyphieeeeee at least junxin and peixin are in the same novel, once they come across crossover ships it's over for them

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/hj because i'm losing too much saltwater from my eyes for it to be healthy, christ.

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today's discovery is that i wrote better and with more consistency back when i was single. how do i start filing for divorce? asking for a friend.

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work interview coming up, fingers crossed it goes well!!! needing that wwx luck, jc competence, jgy smooth-talking and lxc calm.

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if i ever disappear for good, capitalism took me out. jfc.

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@cyphieeeeee JRISKFJSKVJDKF YOU'RE NOT ALONE, I'M SO ENTERTAINED AS WELL 😭 jc getting with himself, cheating on himself with himself

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it gets me out of the house, too. exercise! fresh air! reconnecting with the outside world!

me, desperately trying to convince myself:

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i truly am a slave to capitalism, oh my god. i said i didn't want to work, except they waved a 250% overtime rate at me for the end of the week. i caved so fast.

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@suddenlygrapes i read a hentai w this once. making it jc? EXQUISITE.

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@suddenlygrapes thank u, apples 🥹💖 i will write chengcheng railing cheng-mei for u

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chengxuan is my favourite ship, but tell me why i am physically incapable of writing. i tried! i did! chengxuan rise and all that! until this thing swerved into fucking chengcest and i don't know what to do about it anymore.

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leave credits are at a crisp Zero™ but the medical certificate says 2 more days of rest.

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the big question is, do i go to work today or no?

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every day i cry over jin zixuan, i have an overwhelming amount of love for this man, god.

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this is ouyang zizhen and jin ling in every fic i will ever write, thank you. best friends, best fuckbuddies agenda for life. them, and their emotional support dick and hole. little pick-me-up. best friend orgasms, and all that.

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writing about sex that is so good, it's mindblowing, fucking out any and all inhibitions until they're just slick and primal need is hot and all, but something about the sexual intimacy of enjoying it with fond smiles, and teasing, and muffled laughter because it's joy, shared.

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'yeah, you like that?', and laughter, glee in their eyes, and, 'i know you know what i like, get to it.' knowing that the other will never leave them unsatisfied, ever. (or if they do, it's because of outside intervention and not because they aren't a great lay.)