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Attempt two for J. Kendale who looks to avoid promotion to agent 008 #agentkenny #drakecurse

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Can J. Kenny break the curse tonight as we kick off at 8PM? #OO7 #firingblanks

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Can J. Kenny break the curse tonight as we kick off at 8PM? #OO7 #firingblanks

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1-0 Rejects, Smooth as a knife cutting through hot butter by E. Clark and A. Caesarean section

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@JackSwarbrick2 @calebroberts06 J. Kenny was returning from injury

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Tonight’s starting XI…

1. B. Ob
2. J. Baird
4. E. Salt
8. E. Clark
9. W. Proctector (C)
96. R. Inger

Subs - J. Spunkenny, M. Argentina🤕
#pubjob #big3points

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BREAKING NEWS
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Four members of the squad are in a critical condition after being brutally attacked with summer fruits OASIS in a drive by incident outside of Burnely maccies #topboy #injurednotesir

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At this point, the Choady back room staff got involved as Canada Goose boy marched over and gave it large. He was quickly shut down with a subtle Mourinho shush from gaffer W. Neild

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Match review:
Conor choady 2-2 Salts Rejects
⚽️ R.inger
⚽️ E.Clark
A feisty one to close out the season at Burnley college this evening.
Things started poorly for #rejects as we went one down early to an ethan salt disaster-class where the ball cannoned through his popadom hands

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After this, all hell broke lose as Meatball man suffered from an episode of severe little man syndrome and proceeded to square up to R. Inger. He quickly realised that this was a bad idea as Inger threatened to KO the whole Connor Choady squad.

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🚨DEADLINE DAY DEAL🚨
After a ferocious battle on the final day of the season and a majestic performance from Procter’s prodigy. We are happy to announce that R. Inger has signed for £4.38 and a double cheeseburger #deadlineday #TransferDeadlineDay

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One word. Passion #UTFR

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🚨We line up as follows…🚨
Bench consists of B. Ob and R. Inger
#relegationbattle #saltinthepegs
Previous post was deleted for child protection issues #misinput

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After seeing #procterout trending on Twitter the board have decided to amend tonight’s starting lineup and A. Caesarean Section will now start over R. Inger. E. Salt’s contract has been terminated with immediate effect and J. Fielden is on thin ice #jeapordy #goingdown

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⚽️TONIGHTS LINEUP⚽️

1) J. Fielden
2) J. Tunstall
4) W. Procter
6) E. Clark (C)
9) E. Salt
94) R. inger

SUBS : M. Taylforth, A. Caesarean Section #donedeal #ringer #newbombshell

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🚨CLUB STATEMENT🚨
Resident winger J. Kenny will not start tonight due to falling ill after eating “dutty” meal (pictured below) in the club canteen. The club are unsure when he will return to action and have agreed to pay for a 12 pack of toilet rolls for the Kenny household

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Last nights MOTM🏆 @ethansalt3
“Difficult game in difficult conditions but just glad I could come away with 3 points, a goal and the refs daughters snapchat” #tacticalchunder #stillhungover

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@calebroberts06 J. Kenny picked up at knock at Granny Slammers (A) so started on the bench today as a precaution 👍

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🚨TONIGHTS LINEUP🚨
Chilly one under the lights ❄️💡
#UTR #sixpointer