ᵇᵃᵈ 𝕽𝐄𝐏𝐔𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍

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[ᵇᵃᵈ 𝕽𝐄𝐏𝐔𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 @saltsworn]

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𝗟𝗔𝗦𝗧 𝗖𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗜𝗡𝗩𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗜𝗚𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗦

when you've run out of 𝙤𝙥𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨
call the one who's run out of 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙨

michaela " mick " miller
̶h̶u̶n̶t̶e̶r̶ // private investigator

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[ꨄ @lostaffections]

i'd say see you in hell, but we're already there.

[ᵇᵃᵈ 𝕽𝐄𝐏𝐔𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 @saltsworn]

they can pry my leather jacket off of my overheated dead body.

[ᵇᵃᵈ 𝕽𝐄𝐏𝐔𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 @saltsworn]

you'd think a pi would be better at minute cryptics.

[ᵇᵃᵈ 𝕽𝐄𝐏𝐔𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 @saltsworn]

aircon broke. i'm gonna go sit in the dairy freezer at the grocery store until they kick me out or i get arrested.

[josé @soberseas]

threatening to keep myself alive

[ᵇᵃᵈ 𝕽𝐄𝐏𝐔𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 @saltsworn]

one time i did a "hear me out" cake with dean and he blocked my number for a month when i put his dad on there.

[ᵇᵃᵈ 𝕽𝐄𝐏𝐔𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 @saltsworn]

is he some kinda priest? because she's not exactly the religious type. and churches give her the creeps.

[𝐌𝐫. 𝐌𝐚𝐠𝐧𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐧 @ElusiveBogeyman]

If unable to confess in one sitting, he's happy to offer a multiple, to cover them?

[ᵇᵃᵈ 𝕽𝐄𝐏𝐔𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 @saltsworn]

looks like dinner is a pack of stale saltines and my date is the spider now living on my ceiling.

[ᵇᵃᵈ 𝕽𝐄𝐏𝐔𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 @saltsworn]

#sunday

[ᵇᵃᵈ 𝕽𝐄𝐏𝐔𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 @saltsworn]

i don't have the time for all that.

[𝐌𝐫. 𝐌𝐚𝐠𝐧𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐧 @ElusiveBogeyman]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀𝐶𝑜𝑛𝑓𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝒔⠀𝒊⠀𝒏⠀𝒔.

[ᵇᵃᵈ 𝕽𝐄𝐏𝐔𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 @saltsworn]

sprawled on the hood of her car chowing down on some jerky that's been sitting in her glove compartment for a questionable amount of time.

[ᵇᵃᵈ 𝕽𝐄𝐏𝐔𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 @saltsworn]

the summer fit.

[ᵇᵃᵈ 𝕽𝐄𝐏𝐔𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 @saltsworn]

rude. we can't all have nerdy little know-it-all siblings.

[𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐄 '𝑒𝑚 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋 𝐊𝐈𝐃. @liketherifles]

For Whisky, @saltsworn

[ᵇᵃᵈ 𝕽𝐄𝐏𝐔𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 @saltsworn]

could've fooled me. KIDDING!

[𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐄 '𝑒𝑚 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋 𝐊𝐈𝐃. @liketherifles]

mick, I care about my appearance, y'know?

[ᵇᵃᵈ 𝕽𝐄𝐏𝐔𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 @saltsworn]

i love charging people $100 an hour so i can sit in my car in a grocery store parking lot.

[ᵇᵃᵈ 𝕽𝐄𝐏𝐔𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 @saltsworn]

no, because you're too lazy for all that.

[𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐄 '𝑒𝑚 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋 𝐊𝐈𝐃. @liketherifles]

have you considered i just shave every morning?

[ᵇᵃᵈ 𝕽𝐄𝐏𝐔𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 @saltsworn]

yeah right. what demon did you sell your soul too?

[𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐄 '𝑒𝑚 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋 𝐊𝐈𝐃. @liketherifles]

Took me as long as it takes you to finish a bottle of bourbon.

[ᵇᵃᵈ 𝕽𝐄𝐏𝐔𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 @saltsworn]

fun up until point of arrest. we've had too many close calls.

[ᵗʰᵉ 𝑶𝐍𝐋𝐘 𝑡𝒉𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑓𝑒𝑎𝑟 𝑖𝑠 𝐌𝐄 @SeolforCros]

Are you really having fun if you don't get arrested?

[ᵇᵃᵈ 𝕽𝐄𝐏𝐔𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 @saltsworn]

— @SeolforCros

[𝔰𝔫𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔟𝔞𝔦𝔱 @3nuffpup]

please don’t match my freak we will end up in prison for life or dead

[ᵇᵃᵈ 𝕽𝐄𝐏𝐔𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 @saltsworn]

this fucking heat is driving me insane.

[ᵇᵃᵈ 𝕽𝐄𝐏𝐔𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 @saltsworn]

i can't be my badass self in this fucking heat.