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[🤖 @saltwaterdaze]

I don’t know, grabbing my head and holding it underwater?

[Son of the Sea @BlackTidePrince]

How am I spose to do that?!

[🤖 @saltwaterdaze]

No, you can’t, but physically, you can.

[Son of the Sea @BlackTidePrince]

I can't do that anymore, Teeks. My connection was mostly severed. I can't drown you.

[🤖 @saltwaterdaze]

Tell me what is stopping you from taking the first opportunity to drown me out there and Mambo cannot be a reason.

[Son of the Sea @BlackTidePrince]

I want a fight. Whatever this is, we need a way to even our tempers.

[🤖 @saltwaterdaze]

You can’t force yourself to trust me as a way to keep Mambo around. I wouldn’t want you to.

[Son of the Sea @BlackTidePrince]

I'll do whatever it takes to not lose Mams.

[🤖 @saltwaterdaze]

He will never trust me again.

[☀️ @SUNSHIINEAURA]

I absolutely will. I'm not doing this anymore.

@saltwaterdaze, you two either get it together, however you have to, or I'm done.

[🤖 @saltwaterdaze]

This entire issue you have got with me stems from the very fact that I was able to make Mambo smile when you disappeared.

[Son of the Sea @BlackTidePrince]

I'm not insecure!

[🤖 @saltwaterdaze]

I’ve always thought you were insecure. You have too many insecurities to be a monster.

[Son of the Sea @BlackTidePrince]

You've always thought I was a monster. I just decided I would become that.

[🤖 @saltwaterdaze]

You are so hasty to paint me as some grand villain in your story, Captain. You, and everyone else, so you’re going to have to get in line. I have the world at my throat already, so you and your tides aren’t going to make a difference in this plight the universe has against me.

[Son of the Sea @BlackTidePrince]

I haven't forgotten what you did to me, Teeks. I haven't forgotten that you cost me the singles match at Wembley. It's been almost a year and I think about how in such a key moment of my life, you betrayed me.

Mark my words, Teeks. The tide is rising against you.

[🤖 @saltwaterdaze]

If you added some variety to the conversations you start with me and did more than corner me about how cruel I am to Mambo, how I’m ruining his life and your life and, hell, why not everyone’s life, I wouldn’t mind so much.

[Son of the Sea @BlackTidePrince]

A man being abandoned shared a message that you didn't want me to contact you.

[🤖 @saltwaterdaze]

That’s surprising, considering I’ve neither seen nor heard a peep from your side, either, as far as communication goes, Jackson.

[Son of the Sea @BlackTidePrince]

I didn't block your bloody number.

[🤖 @saltwaterdaze]

I would expect that you’ve got my number blocked. You are still perfectly aware of where we’ve gone either way.

[Son of the Sea @BlackTidePrince]

I would have bloody looked at it! I would have!

[🤖 @saltwaterdaze]

Let’s not pretend that a call or text from me would have been looked at.

[Son of the Sea @BlackTidePrince]

I woke up one morning and the both of ya were gone. No call. No text.

[🤖 @saltwaterdaze]

Okay, Jackson. What did you want Mambo and I to do? Not chase after the opportunities afforded to us after years of pouring blood, sweat, and tears into that company? Into this entire scene? There is nothing stopping you from tagging along, apart from your own ego.

[Son of the Sea @BlackTidePrince]

YOU don't get to call me that anymore. It's Jackson to you.

[🤖 @saltwaterdaze]

Two of us, Cap, are adults, and understand how to communicate with each other.

[Son of the Sea @BlackTidePrince]

If ya didn't talk to @saltwaterdaze, the two of ya wouldn't be off running around in RevPro together.

[🤖 @saltwaterdaze]

What’s gotten into him now? Did he strike up another deal with some ancient entity?

[☀️ @SUNSHIINEAURA]

Stop it! Both of you!

[🤖 @saltwaterdaze]

You’re complaining about it being cold; why do you think that is? How many blankets do we have to sit under while we pretend this is a perfectly insulated home with perfectly functional heat?

[Son of the Sea @BlackTidePrince]

Thιs ιs oᥙr HOME, Cooρᥱr. Not ᥲ ᥣoᥙsყ shᥲᥴk. Hᥱ ᥕoᥙᥣdᥒ't ᥴhoosᥱ ყoᥙ.

[🤖 @saltwaterdaze]

Go on, mate, tell me to leave. Tell me to leave this lousy shack and see where Mambo decides to go, too.

[Son of the Sea @BlackTidePrince]

ᙁot ωɩtᖾ ᖾɩຕ ᖾᥱɾᥱ...

[🤖 @saltwaterdaze]

Believe me when I say I am not hiding from you.

[Son of the Sea @BlackTidePrince]

Ya can't avoid me forever, @saltwaterdaze.

[🤖 @saltwaterdaze]

for the bare minimum in return.

[🤖 @saltwaterdaze]

It’s not about power. It’s simply about being given the respect that we are due as two of the hardest working men on this scene. We have given it all, we have given our all to the fans, to the sport, to every single promotion we have worked with, and now we are simply asking +

[Son of the Sea @BlackTidePrince]

to me, because even if I was dead, it was better than being powerless.

I know how this business can treat people like is, TK. I know you feel like you've lost power. But this is...I...