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I HATE IHOP THEY DONT WASH THEIR DISHES THROUGHLY

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Faded off the red moon elephant dick weed, shit got me movin like Mitch McConnell… huh.?

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You like drake dont you squirtwad

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Drake homie🫪

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Drakkkkkeeeeee DRAKE fuck im so drunk… drakkeeee

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@SomeBlanX @milesnate81 @companyman @Vinod_r108 @AmyMek Why do I need to get fired?

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@milesnate81 @companyman @Vinod_r108 @AmyMek How?

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@ValentinaForUSA As someone who’s worn that vest… there’s NOTHING in there and it’s noticeable lol.🤣🤣🤣

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@aandliesubu @CaribbeanRythms Hey so actually you’re wrong, the slaughterhouses in America don’t torture and skin and boil and burn animals alive, we actually kill them first before cooking them. Hope this helps😁👍

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@CryptidPolitics @EdKrassen @tedcruz Because he read green eggs & ham + you are not real

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@spiderboygenius

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@spiderboygenius Ex of a tweet: Hit the Dollar General cart I found in the parking lot, shit taste like honda odyssey exhaust but it got me faded like a fine gradient

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@spiderboygenius Probably your best post ever

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TW// SCARYY
I thought I was safe when I closed the front door. Then I remembered I was running from the killer door… and I don’t have a front door.

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@thrashersays Graduation is my favorite album

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Hitting the evil inhaler that gives you asthma. Got me coughing like a 80 year old AK AK AK

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Just got off the fone wit Kendrick and Drake. They wanna squich the biff.

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Wuap

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BBL Drizzy.

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Hit the Dollar General cart I found in the parking lot, shit taste like honda odyssey exhaust but it got me faded like a shart

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Pickle ball pickle ball.. pickle.. pickle rick.