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Just cause you put syrup on something don't make it pancakes

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@Goose_Haley

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@jinglemon20 I think we should treat professional sports the same way as presidential debates. No drug testing, just see how wild shit can get when all substances are available/acceptable

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Tried going to university funded therapy in school, and the therapist told me "unless you're suicidal or homicidal I can't continue seeing you because we have too many students seeking counseling" like that wasn't the only thing keeping me from one of those two things

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@Lons Or In-N-Out is so unremarkable that he genuinely keeps forgetting he's tried it before

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@Goose_Haley That's my worst nightmare

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Season 2 of JJK is crushing my soul and I'm absolutely loving it...

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@Lons @DrewMcWeeny Do they understand that just using a word doesn't make it so?

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WHATS THE POINT OF AN EMERGENCY VET OF THEY CAN'T SEE YOUR PET EIGHT AWAY YOU'RE JUST A 24 HOUR VET WITH TIRED DOCTORS WTFFF

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@FloopyFGoober Boo

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@pissboymcgee God, if a cyber truck has been involved in Ki****ger's death I would've simply passed away from delight

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Fuck the emergency vet. Called after my dog threw up 9 times successively with signs of blood in it towards the end and dude on the phone says "uhhhh don't give her anything by mouth"

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I've been in therapy for over a year now and I'm just now realizing I might want to address the fact that all my "comfort" movies are, let's say, not Happy™

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Yeah I've never consumed a single piece of Pokemon media ever but I'm gonna have to watch this just for the stop-motion wow this looks beautiful

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The first trailer for the stop-motion ‘POKÉMON CONCIERGE’ series.

Releasing December 28 on Netflix.

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@Goose_Haley Isn't that just being an influencer?

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@shadmbrooks Sorry is this supposed to NOT look like trash?

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Ngl, when my time comes I think I'd rather go gentle into that good night. Raging against the dying of the light sounds like a lot of effort

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@ItsAndyRyan I couldn't stop reading it as Morgan Freeman and was racking my brain as to how I missed him in Ant Man

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"If nobody comes back from the future then how bad an idea can it be?" the kind of idea where nobody lives to tell somebody how dumb it was

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I want "adult Yoda is fucking busted" on my grave