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big if true she/her

[zoë @saltygorl]

“I'll never know, and neither will you, of the life you don't choose. We'll only know that whatever that sister life was, it was important and beautiful and not ours. It was the ghost ship that didn't carry us. There's nothing to do but salute it from the shore.” - Cheryl Strayed

[syd divine @SydDivineTarot]

imagine hating me and im just at home like

[zoë @saltygorl]

brat summer

[zoë @saltygorl]

3 tickets to challengers please #survivor #Survivor46

[zoë @saltygorl]

what queer intern had a say in this back to back wait wait don’t tell me line up

[zoë @saltygorl]

Life imitates art

[zoë @saltygorl]

I’d go on survivor in a heartbeat if I could bring an iPod

[zoë @saltygorl]

petition to start calling mochas dirty chocolate milk

[zoë @saltygorl]

yeah sex is cool and all but have you ever had a partner always play “Kiki or bouba” with your drinks at bars

[zoë @saltygorl]

being sad you didn’t take any photos all weekend but realizing it’s because you were so content and happy and in the moment

[mariana @pastapilled]

what it feels like to hang out with my friends

[zoë @saltygorl]

bro hurt me so bad I’ve watched 25 seasons of survivor in 6 months

[zoë @saltygorl]

@paige_mca This is so real

[zoë @saltygorl]

boygenius dressing as the holy Trinity and Lucy Dacus as the father and singing the line always an angel never a god is my Roman Empire

[zoë @saltygorl]

girl math is when I make money off the 70% insurance reimbursement from therapy I paid for last month

[zoë @saltygorl]

when Phoebe Bridgers said “if you relate to this song I am so sorry” about the song I relate the most to about my ex 🫨

[zoë @saltygorl]

it was your birthday and I forgot. it’s called moving on

[zoë @saltygorl]

Me to my coworkers on the daily

[zoë @saltygorl]

The saga continues

[zoë @saltygorl]

nothing hurts worse than that 2 month situationship post break up from a 5 year relationship