SaltyMonkeyy

He/Him ☆ I stream on twitch sometimes ☆ I've got some pretty cool friends ☆ I dunno why I did my bio like this I mean come on

[SaltyMonkeyy @saltymonkeyy]

Hello and welcome to my realm! I'm SaltyMonkeyy and I am a variety Twitch streamer who likes to play cool chill games and goof around a little. Feel free to stop by at https://t.co/HYILa6N68t and say hello!

[SaltyMonkeyy @saltymonkeyy]

They gave me a numbing shot, used my jaw as leverage to pry my cut and broken tooth out, then I drove home with a piece of paper that told me to be careful when I brush my teeth. Very cool

[SaltyMonkeyy @saltymonkeyy]

@gweeen_tea I can't believe I'm gonna miss meeting my hero 😔

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How I look at my wife after consuming an entire pint of ice cream (I'm extremely lactose intolerant)

[SaltyMonkeyy @saltymonkeyy]

Oh shit just got me the Tag tag with the Couche de Poison

[SaltyMonkeyy @saltymonkeyy]

Girlfriend said no Dacula Flow on Valentine's Day :(

[SaltyMonkeyy @saltymonkeyy]

I wanted to be him so bad as a kid

[SaltyMonkeyy @saltymonkeyy]

Home such with the flu watching the school bus races

[SaltyMonkeyy @saltymonkeyy]

The plan worked. It fucking worked

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

40 monkeys have escaped a research facility in a mass breakout.

(Source: https://t.co/HjQJffgO1x)

[SaltyMonkeyy @saltymonkeyy]

Neighborhood orange tabby cat went awol for over 24 hours when he usually stops by for pets in the morning and evening. Had me scared until he showed up tonight!

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I'm saying my little mobile gacha games again lord help me (I'm pissed I missed a collab)

[SaltyMonkeyy @saltymonkeyy]

I just realized I'm this video when he says "Helen Keller" he signs the H and the K. what a beautiful moment

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

The ‘American Dad!’ Greatest Hits soundtrack album will release on October 25th.

The album will consist of the series’s most memorable songs, such as “Daddy’s Gone” and “When I Dress My Body.”

[SaltyMonkeyy @saltymonkeyy]

Call em the impactful jokers

[🏁milky🏁 @milkystar64]

Wrong. Watching impractical jokers for the first time when i was 12

[SaltyMonkeyy @saltymonkeyy]

No stream today. It is my birthday and I have a sore throat. What I want for my birthday is for all of you to have a great day and drink lots of water!

[SaltyMonkeyy @saltymonkeyy]

I got invited to the House Flipper 2 co-op play test. Now to find someone to play with 👀

[SaltyMonkeyy @saltymonkeyy]

Broke both of my gf's dad's expensive pressure washers it's joever for me fellas

[SaltyMonkeyy @saltymonkeyy]

Due to unforseen circumstances, (10 tacos and a strawberry shake), no stream today 😔

[SaltyMonkeyy @saltymonkeyy]

My tummy feel crazy

[SaltyMonkeyy @saltymonkeyy]

I'm eating 10 tacos high as balls watching Screw the Nether what a damn good day

[SaltyMonkeyy @saltymonkeyy]

This video is now broken for me I can no longer watch it. Audio isn't synced up and it ends after 5 seconds. This is my worst nightmare

[SaltyMonkeyy @saltymonkeyy]

I'm eating 10 tacos high as balls watching Screw the Nether what a damn good day