Rachel Taylor

breaking news: local woman should not have done that. more at 11.

[Rachel Taylor @saltypumpkin]

Adulthood is having to pay for literally everything while screaming I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I AM DOING

[Rachel Taylor @saltypumpkin]

@SaucyDanielle Classic

[Rachel Taylor @saltypumpkin]

@SaucyDanielle Girl is always a lap dog are you kiddin

[Rachel Taylor @saltypumpkin]

@shannenwren girl same, I think about this at least once a week

[Rachel Taylor @saltypumpkin]

@SaucyDanielle omg MOM, slay!!!

[Rachel Taylor @saltypumpkin]

@SaucyDanielle This dress is a VIBE

[Rachel Taylor @saltypumpkin]

@ShouldHaveCat

[Rachel Taylor @saltypumpkin]

@SaucyDanielle Oh my god I’m gonna die

[Rachel Taylor @saltypumpkin]

@SaucyDanielle Then I revise: giving walnuts a bad name

[Rachel Taylor @saltypumpkin]

@SaucyDanielle “Walnut” really living up to their name here

[Rachel Taylor @saltypumpkin]

@shannenwren AS YOU SHOULD SHAN

[Rachel Taylor @saltypumpkin]

@SaucyDanielle WHICH ONE DOES THIS

[olivia stowell @oliviastowell]

the central grad school fashion dilemma is how to balance
a) needing 18 year olds to respect you
b) needing 50-70 year olds to respect you but in a different way
c) being hot

[Rachel Taylor @saltypumpkin]

@SaucyDanielle Pls tell me she’s gonna be making an appearance in IL

[Rachel Taylor @saltypumpkin]

@Notpolpot what does this even mean

[Rachel Taylor @saltypumpkin]

@Jdan_OWaydan not being intimidating just trying to figure out why my particular opinion bothers you so much lmao and some of us have lives and don’t check our Twitter notifications every second of every day

[Rachel Taylor @saltypumpkin]

@Jdan_OWaydan actually I sure have but go off I guess dude, you seem to be way more invested in this than me since you have to quote tweet anyone who thinks this particular review was a little aggressive and not well-researched

[Rachel Taylor @saltypumpkin]

@Jdan_OWaydan actually yeah I think mr reviewer guy may benefit from actually reading that particular book, make a day out of it, maybe have a picnic I think ur the one whose mad my dude

[Rachel Taylor @saltypumpkin]

whoever wrote this review needs to like go outside and touch some grass and actually read a book sometime

[Entertainment Weekly @EW]

Amazon's 'The Lord of the Rings' prequel is full of ruined potential. Read our review of 'The Rings of Power.' https://t.co/Fr3Y7eIsMJ

[Rachel Taylor @saltypumpkin]

@SaucyDanielle I’m ROLLING nana what the heck 😂

[trash jones @jzux]

by 30 you should have:

-started just kind of winging it