Sir Salty Snell

Dark woke. I’m condemned to use the tools of my enemy to defeat them. I burn my decency for someone else’s future.

[𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗬🕸️🧢 @mf__trey]

When it’s starts raining and you got weed:

[Patty Honcho 🤹🏾‍♂️ @PATTY_HONCHO]

when your girl looking for her panties after y’all done fuckin but you already found them:

[CycleofSin @CycleofSin]

> Gears of War back in the mainstream

> Halo 3 becoming popular again

>Pointless war in the Middle East

> Headed towards a recession

[PaulyFrog @PaulyTheFrog]

Welcome to the age of spiritual death

[ɴ. 𖤐 @luvblessingz]

We went to October 1st to October 11th in just 3 minutes 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Lucy Craig’s Ketamine Dealer @MedjaiMeech]

She skipped all the hood bitch milestones cause she got rich too fast now she gotta double back so she can unlock the rest of her skill tree 💯

[Ciz @cizkior]

your grandma was a squirter thats why her furniture was covered in plastic

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

“Oh fuck, y’all brought luggage??” –every airline ever

[Tim @trouble_man90]

Sometimes his mask slips; he genuinely can’t believe how stupid they are 😂😂

[Ayomide 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

I never dodged reading out loud in class. I was praying the teacher would pick the longest paragraph so I could show off my vocabulary and pronunciation. 😭😭

[JJ @JJ_R3ACH]

"Why don't you give up?"

Because he never did

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

While being attached to an F-18 Hornet for deployment in an air mission above Afghanistan, a U.S. Navy bomb is defaced by an unidentified sailor with the words “HIGH JACK THIS FAGS.”

A photograph of the bomb sparks outrage from the American gay community, and the press is calling the ordinance the “fag bomb.”

[Locket 𐔌՞• ▴•՞𐦯💤🪶 @SleepyMothy]

"why are you wearing the same outfit two days in a row??"

Washing machines exist???

(I did not put it in the washing machine)

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

Showered , Air on 65°F , Raining outside, Phone on DND , and Stomach Full

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

i would fight 1000 dragons for you. i would lose to the first one but please know i was VERY brave