Josh Wazowski

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya?

[Josh Wazowski @saltyspitoon37]

Please stop

[Alpha Whale 🐳 @RealAlphaWhale]

SLEEP WELL TONIGHT.

TOMORROW NOV 5TH IS YOUR LUCKIEST DAY IN HISTORY.

SOMETHING BIG HAS YOUR NAME ON IT.

[Josh Wazowski @saltyspitoon37]

@FortniteStatus How do you expect people to believe that the chances of getting this godforsaken token is “equal” when it’s entirely luck-based? I often go hours playing Solos matches without finding so much as a gizmo. This mechanic sucks and is ruining the season

[Fortnite Status @FortniteStatus]

@Pirat_Nation Hey @Pirat_Nation - Buying an account or using fake tools is a scam. This is just like any of the chests in Battle Royale, so every player has an equal opportunity to find Pirate Shop Access.

[Josh Wazowski @saltyspitoon37]

@FireMonkey I already got them all dammit

[Josh Wazowski @saltyspitoon37]

@FortnitePV2 Opened 1,000+ and no token

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@FortnitePV2 I swear the drop rates for these are broken, cause once you get the song, pickaxe, and loading screen, all you get afterwards are gizmos

[Josh Wazowski @saltyspitoon37]

@MFounderz Anyone can get it
Just note it’s rare

[Tim Sweeney @TimSweeneyEpic]

@destiny_thememe Thank you, it is a wholesome meme compared to the “why doesn’t somebody kill this guy” ones.

[Josh Wazowski @saltyspitoon37]

@ceebeesy Thanks

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@senni_eos It already is

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Sam Altman really needs to shut up, cause every time he says literally anything, it’s straight ass

[IGN @IGN]

OpenAI CEO Sam Altman thinks it's "terrible" for people to have RAM in their computers rather than in a data center, as the scarcity of memory caused by the AI boom continues to drive up costs. https://t.co/4sTsi9VPyD

[Josh Wazowski @saltyspitoon37]

@FortnitePV2 I just need the battle pass

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Someone please check on Ian McKellen

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Patrick Stewart has sadly passed away at the age of 86.

[Josh Wazowski @saltyspitoon37]

@FortnitePV2 I would love that

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@FortniteStatus
There’s currently no way to earn a lucky locator despite the fact there was supposed to be a way to get them

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Check out my Fortnite Recap! https://t.co/dt6wLwkixa

[Josh Wazowski @saltyspitoon37]

@ReptileMancer @BoTalksGames It’s kind of like Rollercoaster Tycoon, but with notable differences. It’s not as complex as it aims for a more casual audience, and you can walk around the park and interact with the guests and attractions

[Corey Ganim @coreyganim]

AI generated music is 1000x better than real music.

Today I canceled Spotify and SiriusXM because I finally tested Suno.

What sold me was the first prompt I gave it:

“My favorite artists are A Day to Remember, Bring Me The Horizon, Spiritbox, Bad Omens, and Sleep Token.

Analyze all their hits and generate a song I’m likely to love based on those artists.”

It one shots an absolute banger in 10 seconds.

I'll link the song in the next tweet for anyone curious.

Why would I ever go back to Spotify/SiriusXM when I can generate music perfectly tailored to my taste on command, for free?

Not affiliated with Suno in any way btw, it was just one of those moments where I was so impressed with AI’s capability I had to say something about it.

[Josh Wazowski @saltyspitoon37]

@JaceAVinson He’s seen some things. Nasty things

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@muddyyloud