Evan 🥛

fake emo apologist • 25 • he/him • 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦

[Evan 🥛 @Salugaga]

@puptheband and @jeffrosenstock at The Concert Hall on Thursday. Utter madness 🫶

[Sock’s father @sockmoments]

this like $25 USD btw

[Evan 🥛 @Salugaga]

Can we please stop stylizing albums and song titles in lowercase 🫩

[Paul @orangepaulp]

the type of shit the press asks Zohran at a press conference about street parking:

[a @a8065287968522]

Im i am infertile from eating scented candles. The

[Evan 🥛 @Salugaga]

Still my greatest tweet

[Evan 🥛 @Salugaga]

You ever twist your dick sideways when you pee to feel gangster n shit

[Evan 🥛 @Salugaga]

Teehee I did the thingy

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

I respect Mark Carney for speaking somewhat passable French and not even trying to do the accent. He’s just like me

[geo @shadoweave1]

White boy summer has an official start date this year

[MicDropHoops @MicDropHoops]

BUT WHO’S REEEAALLY CANADA DOWN!?!?!

[Evan 🥛 @Salugaga]

@dayze_remedy @petekeyyuri Cooper Black slander 🤧

[shawn @mathhelps9]

Michelle Visage would say there’s no family resemblance #dragrace

[Evan 🥛 @Salugaga]

Today’s Strands theme is gonna give some of y’all a jumpscare

[Клітинка 🇺🇦 @klitunka_]

HE DID THE POSE

[Necktie Salvage Advising @NecktieSalvage]

Little colorful flecks in tweed are some of the loveliest little details

[Evan 🥛 @Salugaga]

Almost relapsed so I listened to Lane Boy to remind myself why I did this

[Evan 🥛 @Salugaga]

Overcame high school nostalgia and removed Twenty One Pilots from my Spotify library

[Fear Before The Marge Of Simpson @cleaming_]

-no sexy ass on the cover
-no anti-cop song
an absolute masterclass in neutering an album, thanks a lot gerorge bush

[Anna @RadioFreeAnna]

Human Too disappearing from streaming... BFIAFL is now a no skip album