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PUBG | COD | Chelsea |

[17 @salvatomundi]

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[Rasna Warah @RasnaWarah]

One day someone will write the history of Kenya and say, here lie the ruins of a nation destroyed by greed.

[Mutati @_Mutati]

Let them do it. Where tf do you think we're gonna get hoes in the future? Acha mchezo bois.

[Mack @whatMackSays]

I think about this video from time to time😂😂

[Lucas👽 @Dapsondonttrip_]

accidentally opened front camera,🤦‍♂️ we stay grateful for life tho.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Please NEVER take for granted the privilege of having clean water, hot showers, Wi-Fi, and a safe home.

[Alex @Alexdaftie]

🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅

[uBHEBHE🇿🇦 @nokwandamhlong0]

50 cent and Rick Ross are back at it AGAIN 😭

[德亚 🖤 @elonhatedera]

@FabrizioRomano How this transfer was discussed 😭😭😭😭😭

[Shubhvani @shubhvanii]

Side chicks be like "You better not fuck anyone else but your wife & me!"

[Invunerable👨🏻‍💻 @AMA0THOMAS]

🚨 I promise, you’ve never seen such a free kick 🤷🏻‍♂️
#TOTNEW

[. @wzzzirl]

Breaking up with me because I didn’t do your father’s responsibilities is valid

[Majčetić @majcetic1]

please get your kids into cardio, bleep test, regular jogs, and incline walking, because that’s what pays szoboszlai 280k a week

[SB @ShowBoat00]

Frimpong it’s not too late to buy an e-scooter and start snatching phones on Oxford Street

[𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐞𝐥✦ @maiiunreveled]

How do y’all even get addicted to gambling? 😭As soon as I lose $3, my whole day is fvcked.

[ѕα’нαяαн 🌺 @SaharahRain]

I couldn’t be a DJ because I’d only play songs that I like. Dance if yall want idc 😂

[🔺Escobar🔻 @_Mr_Richard]

Future wife thinking I will leave the bed i buy with my money to sleep on the couch because I made her mad

[Blissful✨ @just_Enhle07]

I’m an adult, but I’m an adult the same way a tomato is a fruit. Biologically yes. Realistically absolutely not😭😭😭😭

[How I feel ;( @saraiah09]

One of the greatest ass whoopings the Internet has ever seen

[Karen Resorcé @hr_unhinged]

I walked past an employee’s computer yesterday and noticed something was different.

Her desktop background.

It used to be the company logo.

Now?

A beach.

Palm trees, blue water, pure escapism.

I asked why she changed it.

She said, “I like looking at it.”

Exactly.

Looking at somewhere that isn’t here.

I immediately scheduled a Retention Risk Assessment.

“How often do you think about beaches?”

She laughed.

Avoidance.

“Exactly how many Tommy Bahama beach chairs do you own?”

She stopped laughing.

Now we’re getting somewhere.

By 2 p.m., IT locked all desktop backgrounds.

Every employee now gets the same approved image:

A photo of the office.

Taken from inside the office.

So when you look away from the office...

you see the office.

Consistency.

Then someone set their phone wallpaper to a mountain.

We expanded jurisdiction.

Personal wallpapers must now support organizational priorities.

Landscapes are suspicious.

Sunsets suggest endings.

Open roads imply departure.

Birds represent freedom.

Absolutely not.

The only approved personal wallpaper is a QR code linking to the employee handbook.

Yesterday, an intern tried using a photo of his family.

Emotional conflict of interest.

We replaced them with a photo of the leadership team.

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Hiyo part ya kofia was never necessary😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂