Salve Bitch

[Salve Bitch @salve_bitch]

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[Salve Bitch @salve_bitch]

https://t.co/6qB31cj79r

[Salve Bitch @salve_bitch]

Bio

[Salve Bitch @salve_bitch]

#salvebitch over and out ✌

[Salve Bitch @salve_bitch]

If you went through my TL you'd think Salve kids didn't know what finals week was #salvebitch

[Salve Bitch @salve_bitch]

Why do the sophomore football players think they're big #volleyballtourney #salvebitch

[Salve Bitch @salve_bitch]

What do you mean my UGGS are not waterproof?? #salvebitch

[Salve Bitch @salve_bitch]

Unfollowing you to make a statement. #salvebitch

[Salve Bitch @salve_bitch]

Formals on formals on formals tonight! #salvebitch

[Salve Bitch @salve_bitch]

Her name comes up in conversation and I instantly scream SHE'S A WHORE in my head. If you count Miley as my head. #salvebitch

[Salve Bitch @salve_bitch]

Getting Salve girl wasted! Which isn't really so much wasted as it is me taking a shot and pretending I'm trashed. #salvebitch

[Salve Bitch @salve_bitch]

tweeting about the hockey lockout being over so I can resume my puck slut status #salvebitch

[Salve Bitch @salve_bitch]

OMG VICTORIA SECRET FASHION SHOW OMG THEY'RE SO PERFECT OMG I HATE MYSELF OMG GUNNA STOP EATING AH OOO AHH #salvebitch

[Salve Bitch @salve_bitch]

When I get on campus and my phone thinks its ok to connect to SRUCOMMUNITY instead of SRUmobile devices...like what. #salvebitch

[Salve Bitch @salve_bitch]

She starts singing "catch my breath" and I start thinking you mean your chlamydia??? #salvebitch

[Salve Bitch @salve_bitch]

Bragging about all the aderrall and alcohol I'm going to ingest in the next two weeks #salvebitch

[Salve Bitch @salve_bitch]

If I'm hooking up with a navy boy I expect our life to be like Dear John #salvebitch

[Salve Bitch @salve_bitch]

He's like MAKE THAT ASS CLAP and I run because that shit is going around campus #salvebitch 🙌🙌🙌

[Salve Bitch @salve_bitch]

HO HO HO! No I'm not pretending to be Santa, they're all over this fucking campus. #salvebitch

[Salve Bitch @salve_bitch]

All I want for Christmas is 500 followers. That's almost like, half the undergrad class. #armyofskanks #salvebitch