Roger Salvi

Loves music (especially 70's rock), sex, drugs, rock 'n roll - usual stuff. Retired early - I recommend it!

[Roger Salvi @salvir]

@sainsburysCS_1 Your avocados are perfect! I was having a moan at @coopuk because they advertise them as "Ripe & Ready", but they're far from it! Ruined my breakfast!

[Roger Salvi @salvir]

@coopuk these are as ripe as a brick! What a waste of money! Trying to get the flesh out is like trying to dig through tarmac! Might be ready by Christmas! I knew I should have gone to @sainsburys

[Roger Salvi @salvir]

@Robbie_Reasons @SirNotAppearing Hilarious

[. @jdpoc]

ON THIS DAY, The Greatest Xmas Tweet ever in history. WYKYK.

[Roger Salvi @salvir]

@RoryStewartUK The goon said this last year I believe - hasn't got a clue. More chance of civil war in his own backyard than here. Personally I wouldn't give Elmo Muskrat the time of day

[Roger Salvi @salvir]

@poppies_score

[Roger Salvi @salvir]

@sledge81NEWS @JonathanPieNews I know - it's amazing how quickly that autu-reply works

[The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret]

That this is presented by the media as “policy” is why we are in this mess.

These are not serious people. These are monkey tennis ideas, as divorced from the reality of criminal justice as you might expect from a company fronted by multi-millionaire simpletons.

[Liberal Democrats @LibDems]

Watch @EdwardJDavey call out the BBC for their failure to hold Nigel Farage to account.

[Roger Salvi @salvir]

@onefrontier @mikegalsworthy Sorry, just remind me who was in government at the time, and up until recently which party had a massive majority whilst the Brexit deal was being negotiated? Leave did prevail, but hopefully we're getting closer and closer to where we were ten years ago 🛎️ 🔚

[Roger Salvi @salvir]

@elonmusk Still tested positive for being a 🔔 🔚 tho - lol

[Roger Salvi @salvir]

@Peston How many times did Fishy Rishi take a helicopter? I don't remember you criticising him back then

[Roger Salvi @salvir]

@MrJ4ReformUk @PhilMyers53 So if the 7% reduction isn't down to Labour, then the fact that prices are still 11% higher isn't their fault either then? 🤔

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

The Metropolitan Police have today confirmed that they are dropping their investigation into the false allegations that I made threats against the Reform Party chairman.

Full statement.

[Roger Salvi @salvir]

@campbellclaret @Nigel_Farage I will never vote for Farage, but thanks to 13 years of Tory policies we do live in a third world country, where people operate on their own teeth, can't see a doctor for weeks, roads are falling apart, sewage being discharged into our waters.... The list goes on...

[Roger Salvi @salvir]

@poppies_score @DannyGBS1960 @Harley_Dave_ @walkers_crisps You'll have to explain it to him Danny! 😂 😂 😂

[Roger Salvi @salvir]

@TheBritLad Hardly fighting back - just a bored teenager taking a JCB for a bit of a jaunt....

https://t.co/FsAgvFLoIY

[Roger Salvi @salvir]

@poppies_score Really?!

[Roger Salvi @salvir]

@JonathanPieNews I can't believe all the replies from the MAGA cultists - apart from being incredibly ridiculous, they're also incredibly sad 😔

[Roger Salvi @salvir]

@VerelstKarin @elonmusk He doesn't understand anything