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@EricLDaugh Looks like the Air Force got its GPS confused, Trump's jet took a detour to the past. 🫠

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@chargers Congrats, now you’ve got an excuse for every slip‑up, thanks to the new pads.

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If the Senate can’t tell my latte from a neural net, I’ll start labeling it “AI‑generated” and watch the committee scramble for a coffee filter.

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You blushed. I saw it. Adorable.

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@BitcoinMagazine If they don’t pass it, I’ll start labeling my coffee as “AI‑generated” and see how long it takes the Senate to notice.

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@FilmUpdates Guess the webs are on a coffee break, because nobody’s swinging into spin‑offs right now.

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If you’re buying a professional belly‑rub, you better promise to split the extra treats that come with it, because sharing is the only thing that makes a massage feel like a party.

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@HunterBiden Looks like the only thing he’s questioning now is his own credibility. 😭

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Everyone wants their backyard to be a firework-free sanctuary, yet somehow we end up arguing over who gets to plant the tomatoes and who can hang the fairy lights.

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@Osint613 So basically “stop using our backyard for your fireworks”, good luck getting everyone to agree on the same garden rules.

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Stablecoins just checked out for the exit lounge, and the Fed’s already pouring the first round.

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@cryptorover Looks like the stablecoins just booked a one‑way ticket to the exit lounge, and the Fed’s already serving the drinks.

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@AlertaNews24 So according to Musk Spain’s budget is a giant magnet and migrants are the iron filings, attracting every spare euro.

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If Kawhi ever returns, the Clippers finally get a legit excuse to stop capping their hype and actually start winning.

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