vel 𐙚

dua tiga ayam goreng, ko epin punyaku wle :p

[Shasa Zhania @ohmyshaaz]

hal yang paling bikin sebel kalau mau pergi = pas siap-siapin barang, baru ngeh ternyata ada yang habis.. contoh, sekarang calming cream dan tissue basah zavi udah habis, kirain masih adaaa, gemes sendiri kadang semuanya serba mama aka akuuuu yang siapin! doain ya guys suami aku biar lebih peka. Jarang-jarang ni aku nge-rant🫪

[elle ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ @pookiechae]

my pjs so cute<3

[vel 𐙚 @salxted]

@drkazutora NGAKAK

[vel 𐙚 @salxted]

@drkazutora aku kepo sih jujur

[vel 𐙚 @salxted]

@drkazutora COBAAA

[vel 𐙚 @salxted]

@drkazutora nah apakah pertanda jadi dokmil?

[vel 𐙚 @salxted]

@drkazutora senin..?

[vel 𐙚 @salxted]

@drkazutora gemaccc semoga bisa ngalahin skintipik yah toko kita

[vel 𐙚 @salxted]

@imiiffy @drkazutora NGAKAK BANGET😭😭😭 mff yh koko yang itu emang cinanya perlu dipertanyakan

[vel 𐙚 @salxted]

sorry mom, your lamer won’t be working tonight due to excessive smiling and uncontrollable grinning🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[vel 𐙚 @salxted]

I LOVE U TOO KOKO GEMES🥹💗💗

[Vyn @drkazutora]

@salxted You don't need a girlfriend who asks a hundred questions a day (like i do) to enjoy our skincare.

But if you have one, we highly recommend protecting her skin barrier first.

Thank you.

End of thread, but not end of our relationship.

I love you My Eyin 2026

[vel 𐙚 @salxted]

regu 3 izin bertanya buat nomor 3 sama 5 agak ambigu ya itu maksudnya apah😊🤏🏻

[Vyn @drkazutora]

@salxted This is guide on how to use our products.

Results may include glowing skin, increased confidence, and a sudden text from your ex-situationship who previously had the personality of unsalted crackers.

For inner beauty, dont eat it. We recommend make up your mind and taubat.

[vel 𐙚 @salxted]

ga bisa stop ngetawain how he manages to bring up pemerintah in every single tweet😭

[Vyn @drkazutora]

@salxted Here's our Instagram. All 1,000 followers are real people, we checked. No bots, no second accounts, no Wowo-Wiwi cyber troops.

My gf arrived looking like the face of a luxury brand in a cute dress. I arrived looking like I just survived a nap. Together, we call this marketing.

[vel 𐙚 @salxted]

solutionnya sengaja buat modus aja kan itu

[Vyn @drkazutora]

@salxted Just like this gel moist, people think I'm cold. Only have a soft spot to my gf.

Unlike me, asbun confidently, this sunscreen is actually scientifically reliable.

We both can't speak Mandarin. So, my wise solution is kiss each other🙏

More products are currently in development

[vel 𐙚 @salxted]

WKWKWKWK KOPERASI MERAH PUTIH😭

[Vyn @drkazutora]

@salxted Pinyin will be opening 3 offline stores. We've decided not to open too many because we have no interest in entering a market war against koperasi merah putih.

If these stores somehow get crowd, we'll return to our natural habitat: ngadon semen tiga roda dan nyeduh kukubima.

[vel 𐙚 @salxted]

gemes banget deh tiba tiba buka toko🥹💗

[Vyn @drkazutora]

Our relationship is basically:
Her: "Why is the sky blue?"
Me: "Well..." (starts a 45-minute TED Talk)
Her: "Wow."
Me: (falls in love again)

So we made skincare.
Not because the world needed it.
Because I needed more excuses to talk about her.

@salxted

[vel 𐙚 @salxted]

gemes banget.. besok nikah apa yah

[Vyn @drkazutora]

Our relationship is basically:
Her: "Why is the sky blue?"
Me: "Well..." (starts a 45-minute TED Talk)
Her: "Wow."
Me: (falls in love again)

So we made skincare.
Not because the world needed it.
Because I needed more excuses to talk about her.

@salxted

[vel 𐙚 @salxted]

produk terbaik katolik katanya..😭