sam

[lina @drkeonho]

who has the hottest guy on their world cup team i’ll go for that team

[her🎀 @iam_dijah5]

I'm not dating someone who thinks it's ok if we don't talk for a whole day tbh

[kat @yslnadi]

life is hard but at least I don't have a baby with my ex

[GWY🐀🎧 @notlikeothrgrls]

if no one’s gonna like my story, i know a man with a wife and three kids will

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

You ever swallowed your WHOLE pride and call that man….???

And he ain’t answer😭

[miia @miiagarro]

being blocked by a man is so funny like ok queen

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

me if we ever broke up

[✰ @PRINCESSVlCKY]

when he tells you: "im gonna handle it" and he actually does

[♡yG♡🧚‍♀️ @angellailah_yG]

I have no desire to prove to a man i’m the better option...go be confused somewhere else

[miia @miiagarro]

no i don’t want your man. i’m not even sure why you want your man

[☥𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐱 @fw_lennox1]

Ngl when 1 hoe don't answer, none of em do, TF y'all at a staff meeting

[𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺 @simphiweyinkoc_]

I just read something that said “ Having good friends keeps from you from dating out of boredom. A lot of people don’t need partners - they need a social life.” And YEAH!

[kat @yslnadi]

when he’s yapping about his interests like a cute lil nerd

[bby teeth @teethforsale]

They need to invent a boyfriend that doesn’t piss me the fuck off

[casiqua @c_ajuhlia]

i’m ngl my dilly dallying starting to get a lil expensive

[nicole 𖦹 ☼⋆｡˚⋆ฺ ∞ @coochiecrying]

and for the ladies, perhaps a long distance year long on and off situationship with an emotionally immature manchild who's hotter than he deserves to be

[dia. @intellectualspo]

idc if other people are fat, I’m just not allowed to be fat

[miia @miiagarro]

stop using ozempic and starve like a real man