samuel weinzweig

[samuel weinzweig @Sam11_30]

Any pill over 500mg you may as well make a suppository because it’s not going in my mouth #omega3

[samuel weinzweig @Sam11_30]

Hear me out, “A Whole New World” but @MichaelBuble and @celinedion

[samuel weinzweig @Sam11_30]

@newscientist It is estimated that their estimates were wrong

[samuel weinzweig @Sam11_30]

You know you’ve made it big when you start getting CC’d in emails for little to no reason #BusinessInTheFront

[David Fisman @DFisman]

Dad's home, and he's really mad.

[Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy]

Okay, I don't want to be a downer on a Friday...

But that press conference?

It has convinced me Ontario is being run by a group of people who got into politics only for all the catered lunches.

[samuel weinzweig @Sam11_30]

@CP24 I can tell this case has a lot at steak

[samuel weinzweig @Sam11_30]

“Schools aren’t the problem...we are extending the holiday break just to be safe” stick to a fucking side you absolute donkey @fordnation #schoolsarethefuckingproblem

[Van Jones @VanJones68]

Today is a good day.
It’s easier to be a parent this morning.
Character MATTERS.
Being a good person MATTERS.
This is a big deal.

It’s easy to do it the cheap way and get away with stuff — but it comes back around.

Today is a good day.

#PresidentBiden
#VotersDecided

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

America, I’m honored that you have chosen me to lead our great country.

The work ahead of us will be hard, but I promise you this: I will be a President for all Americans — whether you voted for me or not.

I will keep the faith that you have placed in me.

[samuel weinzweig @Sam11_30]

CNN calling @realDonaldTrump ‘s hissy fit, “pathetic” #SAD #COVFEFENOMORE #Elections2020

[samuel weinzweig @Sam11_30]

Out of curiosity, how many years would Trump get for murdering +234 thousand people? #COVID19

[samuel weinzweig @Sam11_30]

Four of @realDonaldTrump last nine tweets have been flagged by twitter if anyone is keeping track.

[samuel weinzweig @Sam11_30]

Here's a fun one - every animal that loses it home during this process should be kept in Trump's prison cell for him to look after. @JoeBiden

[Patagonia @patagonia]

The Trump administration announced yesterday it will open up all 16.7 million acres of the Tongass National Forest, the world’s largest intact temperate rainforest to logging & other forms of development.
https://t.co/Wsp0umMCgJ

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

To make sure every vote is counted, we’re setting up the largest election protection effort ever assembled. Because Donald Trump doesn’t get to decide the outcome of this election — the American people do.

Chip in to power the new Biden Fight Fund: https://t.co/1hCoKB0QfP

[Clair Ward @misswardmusic]

It’s gonna be a long night #USElection

[samuel weinzweig @Sam11_30]

@ItsJSaun That would Italian for veto you uncultured swine

[samuel weinzweig @Sam11_30]

Why do we call toasted bread “toast”, but not toasted bagels? Really anything you take out of a toaster should then be called “toast”

[samuel weinzweig @Sam11_30]

@ItsJSaun Vito