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[The🌙Magician @ArmoredNorman]

Boost information retention at your workplace by 73% by removing all spoken words from presentations and replace them with French House over animations.

[alex @highlifeenjoyer]

New job is a Microsoft Teams company and not a Slack company :-/

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Those dogs that played poker probably just use gambling apps now and that makes me sad

[grace @gracefishlove]

Fuck that guys groceries are way cooler than mine

[computer @computer1010101]

Is it too late to become a child prodigy? I'm 38

[KevinSmith @ThatKevinSmith]

Ten years in and we bone like we're cheating on each other WITH each other. A decade-plus and her clit/brown/taint-area still pOwns my dick.

[Forrest Cardamenis @FCardamenis]

Baby has gotten good at identifying “dada” but still struggling with surrealism, cubism, even baroque.

[cowboy @nextokens]

guy who faked-it-until-he-made-it but was starting to get in over his head can’t believe his luck when llms launched

[pablo @paulderokha]

at the park and thinking we need to talk more about how inconsiderate families with young children are to weed smokers

[Sun 🌞 @DanielF75476480]

@Illusory_Ace AJ was right

[キャバオ @kaybaonoura]

禁煙なんてのは一本500円の水飲んで平日にピラティス通ってるような余裕のある上流階級のすることで、オレら労働者階級はブルジョワ層を睨みながらニコチンで精神を研ぎ澄まさなければならない

[sarina @sariverse]

Yes at some point in your 20s you turn that auto-capitalization back on But then u also just start getting real Freaky with It

[Dalton Pruitt @daltonleepruitt]

Bananas Foster Wallace

[vesky @veskyxd]

taking adderall and googling some
bullshit

[Wally P. McSniff @WallaceMcSniff]

No no no no no no this can’t be happening

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

Drake is two weeks away from having a nuclear weapon

[cav empty @cavempty_]

kids these days don’t have role models to look up to anymore, when i was growing up we had master chief and the bionicles to teach us right from wrong and what it means to be a man