Sam✨

karma's a bitch and then you die

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Libras opening up

[🪐s @vandermarins]

just watched barbie i feel like i just got baptized

[kip @uorplefever]

just watched Barbie and I have nothing bad to say about it (except that I wish Alan had more screentime) it’s an emotional rollercoaster GRETA GERWIG YOU NEVER DISAPPOINT

[Sam✨ @sam1298]

MY WIFE 😍

[Variety @Variety]

'Top Chef' Winner Kristen Kish to Replace Host Padma Lakshmi in Wisconsin-Set Season 21 https://t.co/P03thTzgs3

[Sam✨ @sam1298]

been busy moving/unpacking & going to graduations so i haven't posted in a while but hello from the final day of our canadian vacation 🇨🇦🤙🏽

[amir @blumenfeld]

Feels like a Monday, low key.

[Sam✨ @sam1298]

i gotta meet this fellow teacher and swap stories, they seem fun

[Arslan @thega1nz]

Bitches get rawdogged in an Airbnb bathroom and then go teach 1st graders on Monday morning

[sam greisman @SAMGREIS]

Very strong chance that Ramona Singer now knows highly classified intelligence secrets. We knew this day would come

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

Deserved multiple Grammys tbh

[Old NBA Tweets @oldnbatweetz]

Staples Center:

[Vulture @vulture]

❤️

[Sam✨ @sam1298]

yesterday was magical ✨️ 🪐

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

If I was a 90-year old millionaire you couldn’t come up with any way to entice me to keep working. I’d be the most retired person of all time. I’d be at Margaritaville from open to close every day

[Abbott Elementary @AbbottElemABC]

It's #TeacherAppreciationWeek! Join #AbbottElementary in honoring the school ground super heroes who show up every day, dedicated to changing lives. 🍎✨

[Sam✨ @sam1298]

@BravoAndBlaze oooh yes!!

[Sam✨ @sam1298]

well, it's official - got approved for the cutest little house on south h and in 10 days i get to move in 😍😍

[Sam✨ @sam1298]

KRISTEN?!

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

The #PumpRules Season Finale Trailer is here and I’m shaking!

[clementine @ilyclemmie]

close enough can she drop renaissance visuals

[Saint Hoax @SaintHoax]

choupette trying to find out why shes trending on twitter #MetGala

[Sam✨ @sam1298]

CHOUPETTE!!!