Randy “Big Nuts” Johnson

THE Ohio State University’83 Not afraid to speak the truth! Like me a good Johnson tug

[Randy “Big Nuts” Johnson @sam17382125]

Wonder what pussy feels like. Or if it’s even real

[Randy “Big Nuts” Johnson @sam17382125]

If I was a girl would I be ran thru?

[Randy “Big Nuts” Johnson @sam17382125]

@RonDriskell_jr No. It’s like a pitcher throwing a complete game and the only runner to get on base was because of an error. It should be a perfect game, but technically it falls short due to circumstances outside your control.

[Randy “Big Nuts” Johnson @sam17382125]

@RonDriskell_jr Massive masculinity blow

[Randy “Big Nuts” Johnson @sam17382125]

Thought about skipping legs but then remembered I’m not a pussy #expandlegs @RonDriskell_jr

[Randy “Big Nuts” Johnson @sam17382125]

Going to a coffee shop can make me feel #gay but ordering a classic cup of coffee with just cream and sugar restores enough #testosterone to make it ok. It’s only #gay if you order the drinks with the long names

[Randy “Big Nuts” Johnson @sam17382125]

@RonDriskell_jr O-H Ron. I-O

[Randy “Big Nuts” Johnson @sam17382125]

@RonDriskell_jr Occasionally when I go to failure on lat pull downs I basically shit myself.

[Randy “Big Nuts” Johnson @sam17382125]

@RonDriskell_jr Was at the party Ron. Didn’t dress up in theme (felt strange) but overall a fun night. Only a select certain folks indulged in said theme, don’t worry

[Randy “Big Nuts” Johnson @sam17382125]

If the Columbus aviators ran the wing T, they would be winning. I miss smashmouth football. On a side note I am struggling with erectile dysfunction #makemypenishardagain

[DavidAdams1982 @Bigjohn1021]

Have ourselves a night @RonDriskell_jr , hopefully the left don’t shoot us. #trumpshooting #fucktheleft #diddyparty #soggywaffle #leftcantshoot #lefthandedshooter

[Justin Credible @GravySauceCream]

guys will see this and just be like ‘hell yeah’

[Bobby “pipe bomb” (CFA,CFP, MBA) @BobbyPipeBomb]

Greatest part about drinking straight black coffee is the turn around time from paying to coffee in hand.

[Frank McConk @the_real_mccock]

Moms are the best
Tell them you love them

[Randy “Big Nuts” Johnson @sam17382125]

Instantly lost focus when I saw this

[John “The Hog” Woodman @drunkhogman]

Happy birthday @RonDriskell_jr

[Randy “Big Nuts” Johnson @sam17382125]

@RonDriskell_jr (Seductively) “happy birthdayyyy, to youoo”

[Randy “Big Nuts” Johnson @sam17382125]

Would you rather have good sex with your girl but you have to watch some chick flick all night or a 20 pc Wingstop order two flavors large Dr Pepper and cheese fries w the game on

[bubberton @terbbub]

Gay son takes the lead

[Randy “Big Nuts” Johnson @sam17382125]

@brownsuptopia I’ll meet you at Scott for some burgers to numb the pain, Hollywood