Kind of fed up with @MorningBrew “Three Headlines and a Lie”. Nothing worse than getting juiced for a fun little trivia Q only to remember it’s Thursday. Hoping to start a movement here.
Remember that saying “First is the worst, second is the best, third is [insert comedic rhyme].” What absolute LOSER came up with that? First is obviously the best
You can’t pull the end piece of gum out of the pack anymore. Not without pulling the pack’s intestines out with it. Whats going on here. Is it cause gum sticky?
Whenever I wear a plain white t-shirt I think of poor Vin Diesel when that piece of deli meat with mustard fell on him in The Pacifier (2005). It was his favorite shirt
Top 3 most captivating things to look at:
3. The stars (space is crazy)
2. Back of a cereal box during breakfast (too early for phone screen)
1. Someone else’s movie on a flight (this is can’t-miss stuff)