Bhasikoro Guru

Ret. Lt. | Snr Full Stack Developer | Politically independent |
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[Bhasikoro Guru @sam45579]

@PeteVowles @LloydMsipa @UKinNigeria We will miss this 🇬🇧 ambassador in 🇿🇼. Pete, start learning how to prepare pounded yam and Egusi soup.

[Bhasikoro Guru @sam45579]

@braa_sulley @radebem1 @GhanaMFA Correct, the country will have reduced earnings due to suppressed intake from corporate taxes. This is how countries self-destruct. Some of those South African companies created downstream opportunities for other products & services such as IT. We provided IT services at Ashanti.

[Bhasikoro Guru @sam45579]

@bla_bidza @TembaMliswa Idziwo idzi 🤣🤣🤣

[Bhasikoro Guru @sam45579]

@jacksonhinkle 😆 a lot of holes

[Bhasikoro Guru @sam45579]

@matinyarare @Jamwanda2 Ukaita basa usina contract, you should only blame yourself. No foreign service provider will start work without a contract.

[Bhasikoro Guru @sam45579]

@Jamwanda2 Chingokwidzai fines for violations of laws, for example, drunk driving, driving w/out insurance, speeding etc. Violations of statute should hit the pocket hard. Ensure there is a way to curb chioko muhomwe by setting up officers with marked currency.

[Bhasikoro Guru @sam45579]

@ali_naka @ZANUPF_Official @ProfJNMoyo Uyu akaonekwa achirumwa nembwa vanhu vanodira sauti kuti imbwa inakirwe. He is in bootlick overdrive but its not helping at all for a favorable response. 😂😂😂

[Bhasikoro Guru @sam45579]

@bla_bidza @ProfJNMoyo Aah, zva professor tazvitadza. It's cold outside, he wants to go inside. But the Walter Mzembi saga has a chilling effect.

[Bhasikoro Guru @sam45579]

@joseph_kalimbwe I'm struggling to find the signature scaff. Where is the former chairman of SADC?

[Bhasikoro Guru @sam45579]

@DrAfricanPride_ @JobSikhala1 @PoliceZimbabwe @zanupf_patriots Kusungirwa chii?

[Bhasikoro Guru @sam45579]

@Jamwanda2 Waste of funds, a tweet of commemoration should have been enough.

[Bhasikoro Guru @sam45579]

@MluDLAMINI62 @Rakgadi_EM @Julius_S_Malema No comment

[Bhasikoro Guru @sam45579]

@drruwende Ndokuti chirembaka uku. You have earned the title "Chiremba chenyika". I think a radio / TV broadcast should be in order. Unfortunately, our national media is into useless stuff. This is real content. Keep going Doc🙏

[Bhasikoro Guru @sam45579]

@MaposaM1 @daddyhope @hbanhire @ProfJNMoyo mukaonekwa muchirumwa nembwa vanhu vanodira sauti kuti imbwa inakirwe 😂😂😂

[Dhadza NGENDEE @DhadzaN59563]

@jahman_adamski Well said Adamski but if we are to be honest @BitiTendai can take the Opposition forward nowonder huge sums of money were pumped so that he doesn't come back to Parliament

[Bhasikoro Guru @sam45579]

@1Wezhe @VaRapisa Vakateya kupinzwa kuma constituency emu cities. These little boys who twerk for Chamisa.

[Bhasikoro Guru @sam45579]

@VaRapisa Zviroto zviroto ngazviperere kudzimba. Kana maguta nyemba, mafemerwa munzveve morota, makuvhaira kuti Chamisa ava president... Regerai vakomana.

[Dereck Goto @dereckgoto]

No, @pmkwananzi, no sane Zimbabwean will let you off on this one, because it is both lazy and insulting to equate Nelson Chamisa to the late Morgan Richard Tsvangirai. You may bootlick Chamisa all you want, but don’t do it at the expense of Tsvangirai’s dignity. The truth is this: whatever one may think of Tsvangirai, the man built a political brand from scratch and forced his way into Zimbabwe’s history as a focused and resilient figure. Chamisa, on the other hand, has squandered everything he inherited from that brand. To suggest equivalence between the two is to rewrite history and cheapen Tsvangirai’s legacy.

Chamisa’s record is littered with unmistakable failures. Administratively, he has shown a shocking inability to manage political structures – collapsing his own party under the weight of factionalism, court defeats, and his refusal to follow constitutions he inherited. His so-called “strategic ambiguity” was not strategy at all, but a cover for indecision and lack of vision. Where Tsvangirai fought Zimbabwe with a sense of direction, Chamisa has fought his own colleagues in courtrooms and lost.

Legally, his failures are even more embarrassing. He arrogantly dismissed court rulings, only to watch his party dismantled bit by bit – from the MDC Alliance name to the recalls that left his MPs humiliated. That is not the mark of a capable leader; it is the footprint of a reckless amateur. Politically, he has offered no coherent ideology, only shallow slogans and borrowed Pentecostal theatrics. His politics has been one of noise without organisation – selfies without substance.

Perhaps the most damning aspect is how he wasted the immense brand equity he inherited from Tsvangirai. Overnight, Chamisa was gifted the loyalty of opposition supporters, the goodwill of the West, and the symbolic torch of “change.” And what did he do? He squandered it through vanity, infighting, and empty rallies. Instead of building structures, he chased headlines. Instead of consolidating power, he alienated allies. The West, too, has grown tired of him. His ineffectiveness is so glaring that even traditional funders now prefer more pragmatic figures like Tendai Biti – proof that Chamisa is no longer seen as serious even by his own handlers.

Let me be clear: both Chamisa and Tsvangirai were Western puppets – political projects designed to destabilise Zimbabwe for foreign interests. But at least Tsvangirai understood how to play the game. Chamisa is such a hollow vessel that even his sponsors have withdrawn, leaving him a stranded, irrelevant figure begging for attention on social media. To compare him to Tsvangirai is a grotesque distortion and an insult to Tsvangirai in every imaginable way. One was, for better or worse, a fighter; the other is nothing more than a failed pretender.

In truth, Chamisa is not the heir to Tsvangirai’s legacy – he is its gravedigger.

Ndatenda.

[Bhasikoro Guru @sam45579]

@Jamwanda2 Matanga mareurura here mukuru. Nzvimbo yamuri itsvene 😂😂😂

[Bhasikoro Guru @sam45579]

@drruwende Before you start roasting the good doctor, this is a prescription for public transport drivers. In the diaspora, there are stringent requirements imposed for one to obtain a driver's license. The license expires periodically to be renewed upon eye sight & hypertension testing.