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[Declertz @Sam463789]

Yes she doesn't deserve happiness

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

I have a question for men.

You divorced your wife because she was cheating. And she has kids for you, too.

Then a man that is interested in marrying your ex wife reaches out to you, to politely ask why you divorced her.

Will you tell him?

Yes or No, state your reasons 👇.

[Franchise. @franchisexcl]

Vinicius Junior’s agent is currently in #Madrid talking to the hierarchy, Vinicius and his agent will both also speak to the hierarchy about his contract at 11:00am European.

If there is no agreement on contract today, he is expected to be placed on the transfer market, with #AFC ready to pounce, they will be told first, as they asked Roc Nation to provide step by step info, in order to attempt to secure one of Europes best talents.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴⚪️ BREAKING: Bruno Guimarães to Arsenal, HERE WE GO! 🇧🇷

Agreement in place with Newcastle after long talks and personal terms in place with Bruno since July. Fee worth £75m.

New midfielder for Mikel Arteta. 🔜

[HandofArsenal @HandofArsenal]

Arsenal set to finalise a move for Bruno G today. Well placed sources say the total package reaches £80m.

The Brazilian is expected to fly today to complete medical and formalities tomorrow.

Have we made contact yet? Who knows.

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Newcastle United to sanction sale of Bruno Guimaraes to Arsenal for £75m. #AFC started lower, #NUFC wanted higher but compromise in process of being sealed to grant 28yo Brazil int’l midfielder desired move. Lyon entitled to 20% of profit @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/e1rrfvZTMS

[Doc @karthikadhaigal]

🚨🚨🚨
Newcastle set to Agree 75m pound deal for Bruno Guimaraes with Arsenal

@lee_ryder exclusive

[Franchise. @franchisexcl]

By the way, side note, his priority is staying, but if #RMCF don’t improve their offer, he has no choice but to leave imo. But I think they might improve it despite reports, but by very very little, as little as €1-2m more euros a year, he wants about €8m more then the current offer.. let’s see if he is a cuck, or if he’s made for THE ARSENAL.

No matter the result, we will remain, and we will get that star attacker. #AFC

[Dean James @DeanJamesAFC]

🚨 || #ViniciusJr🇧🇷 does not have much time left at Real #Madrid🇪🇸 [Via - @OndaCero_ES].

[The Football Era @Footballera0]

Genuinely, Ornstein has moved a tier above Fabrizio this summer. If they both were S tier journalists before, Ornstein is now well and truly S+ tier now.

The number of exclusives he has dropped this window is insane, he’s gone clear.

[My Gooner Thought @mygoonerthought]

🔴⚪A Whatsapp video call between Big Gabi, Vini Jr, Bruno G, Rice and Saka happened during the world cup

And it's said that the Arsenal boys all knows what's going to happen in the next few days and are very excited

Agent Big Gabi🔥

There's a reason why Im this confident

🫡

[HandofArsenal @HandofArsenal]

21 November: FT: Newcastle 0 Arsenal 1. Bruno Guimaraes 90+4 winner

Newcastle sources insist nothing is done yet between Guimaraes and Arsenal.

Newcastle Senior officials feel it was an intermediary who is playing games.

[Dean James @DeanJamesAFC]

🚨 || Real #Madrid🇪🇸 sat down with Roc Nation Sports, the agents of #ViniciusJr🇧🇷 a while ago and let them know that, although they’d want him to stay, they would facilitate a sale if his plan was to leave, mainly to avoid him going as a free agent in 2027.

They’d do this by offering him a share of the transfer fee. If #Arsenal🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 were willing to pay €150m/£128.4m, Madrid would be willing to give Vini a % to smooth over the departure [Via - @JorgeCPicon].

[DailyAFC @DailyAFC]

🚨 Real Madrid are ready to hand Vinicius Junior a slice of his own transfer fee to smooth a sale and avoid losing him for free in 2027. 🇧🇷 [@JorgeCPicon]

[Eduardo Hagn @EduardoHagn]

🚨 JUST IN from @JorgeCPicon:

Real Madrid sat down with Vinicius's agents a while ago and let them know that, although they wanted him to stay, they would facilitate a sale if his plan was to leave, mainly to avoid him going for free in 2027. 🇧🇷

How? By offering them a share of the transfer fee.

If Arsenal is willing to pay €150m for Vinicius, Real Madrid would be willing to give Vini a percentage to smooth the way for a departure. 🤝

It's a win-win-win: Vinicius gets a signing bonus, Real Madrid doesn't lose a player for nothing, and Arsenal signs a star before having to battle for him as a free agent. ✨

[B @utdbrxy]

Arteta got no peers in the league I'm afraid

[The Bottom Corner @thebottomcorna]

Officials at Real Madrid recently met with Vincius Junior's agent where they informed him that they will allow Vinicius Junior leave the club if he wants to leave and he will be entitled to a percentage of the transfer fee.

Arsenal are prepared to pay €150m to sign Vinicius Junior. Real Madrid would be willing to give a percentage of the amount to Vinicius Junior to facilitate his exit.

This way Vinicius Junior will not have to leave Real Madrid for free when his contract ends next year.

Arsenal are keen on signing the Brazilian and ideally wants a deal completed this summer rather than competing with other clubs to sign him on a free transfer.

@JorgeCPicon

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Arsenal nearing total agreement with Newcastle United to sign Bruno Guimaraes. Desire among all parties to bring situation to close + deal now on course for completion - 28yo awaiting #NUFC permission to undergo medical & seal #AFC switch @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/FA65Uh0Nfr

[Franchise. @franchisexcl]

Not about Vini or Bruno, but don’t rule out Vini Jr at all. As @AFCAMDEN said, this football club has a massive pull partially because of the city, but most of all the project.

I’ll reveal stories on every player file we’re interested in very late tonight, around 10pm as I’m hosting a BBQ. Have a great day everyone, stay smiling! ❤️🎳

[Rodra @Rodra10_97]

La reunión entre Vinicius y el Real Madrid está prevista para el miércoles.

El Madrid no piensa subir su última oferta de renovación.

Vini sigue pidiendo cerca de 30 millones por temporada. El Madrid llega a 22.

Figuras de peso en el Madrid son partidarias de la venta.

En el Arsenal crece el optimismo. Y estiman un traspaso que ronde los 150M de euros.

El entorno de Vini sigue negando contactos con el Arsenal, pero fuentes cercanas a la operación cuentan que sí hay conversaciones, con Berta y Arteta muy involucrados

https://t.co/o2Zr2UHV5i

[Eduardo Hagn @EduardoHagn]

🚨 BREAKING from @Rodra10_97:

The meeting between Vinicius and Real Madrid is scheduled for Wednesday. 🇧🇷

Madrid has NO intention of increasing its latest contract renewal offer.

Vini continues to demand close to €30m per season. Madrid goes up to €22m.

Heavyweight figures at Madrid are in favor of the sale.

Optimism is growing at Arsenal. They estimate a transfer fee around €150m. 🤝

[AFCAMDEN @AFCAMDEN]

People underestimate the pull of Mikel and our football club. One of the best run organisations in the world. Champions of England. UCL finalists and semi-finalists last two seasons. Incredibly talented squad. Financially powerful. Based in the best city in the world.