sam gutsche

here for 1D

[sam gutsche @sam76918227]

there are two types of people in this world: people who say hip hip and people who say hooray

[sam gutsche @sam76918227]

“yay” is an oxymoron. it looks like the most unenthusiastic thing ever

[sam gutsche @sam76918227]

timothee chalamet and brent rivera are the same age

[sam gutsche @sam76918227]

the worst thing about not having access to signal on holiday is losing the accuracy of your poop maps and possibly losing your ranking 💔 #relatable? #inevitable

[sam gutsche @sam76918227]

@liiiiiiiiiiny i apologise - at one point saying bug bears was a pet peeve of mine but i overcame it 💪

[sam gutsche @sam76918227]

one of my random bug bears is when people do nose job transitions but they don’t show their new nose. all they show is the nose in bandages

[sam gutsche @sam76918227]

this is so random but i can’t wait till the age when everyone’s getting married and you get to go to a whole lot of weddings

[sam gutsche @sam76918227]

same energy thread: maths and the colour blue have the EXACT same energy

[sam gutsche @sam76918227]

my finsta story and twitter have the exact same evergy

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these cannot be the days sza was singing about

[sam gutsche @sam76918227]

something that annoys me for no reason - when people do something at a certain time because it will be ‘less busy’ but if everybody thought that way then it would change to the busier time

[sam gutsche @sam76918227]

anyone else actually have a really good feeling about 2021 like i’m actually excited for school

[sam gutsche @sam76918227]

velcro... what a rip off

[sam gutsche @sam76918227]

justice is a dish best served cold because if it was served warm it would be just water

[sam gutsche @sam76918227]

@rom_myers_ @JessMil34914577 english romy

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rescue pastilles hit different tbh

[sam gutsche @sam76918227]

@dixiedamelio early

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@jamescharles omggggg i keep missing it by a few seconds 😤

[sam gutsche @sam76918227]

or dark green

[sam gutsche @sam76918227]

i don’t trust you if you choose brown as your colour on among us

[sam gutsche @sam76918227]

@ella__s 🤭🤭