I apologize in advance if this applies to you but I sincerely believe that if you think Ronaldo was ever close to Messi, you are of an objectively lower mental status than me, something akin to a sea urchin or maybe a mussel.
They’re 5 FA Cups away, 5 Premier Leagues away, 2 UCL’s away, they’ve won more league cups, they’ve won a treble, they’ve eclipsed our three peat and have dethroned us in our own city. You can’t keep ignoring them & living with the 115 charges copium.
Can we all *finally* now agree that the end to his song should be “won it all in Istanbul” rather than “we’re all going Istanbul” because it rattles me every single time.
p.s. love you Bernie 🩵