Sam

[The Dan The Man Show💥 @DanManShow]

Look Jax, I know we don't get along, but...
pretty sure I asked for Pecan Sandies

[chomp @chomporwhatever]

jax i’m going to push you over

owww oww kaufmo what the hell help me back up oww owwwww owww

[Wind.S @WindSketches]

“Look Jax, I know it’s our adventure to help this guy and everything but I think this guy is a lost cause. He obviously made up his mind, why don’t we cut our losses and get out of here.”

[trash @trash6425]

Jax look, I know we don't get along, but I think there's someone hanging right there

[Richard “Womp Solider” Chestnut @womp_ripper67]

#pouroutabeeronyourcrotchchallenge

[Poryisgone137 @Poryisgone137]

Jax, he turned himself into a pickle. Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

[Oklahoma Tornadoes 🌪️ @OKTornadoDB]

Hey @Pringles wth is this in my chips?

[Kaizoku-okubey @KaizokuEzra]

Look Jax, I know we dont get along, but nothing beats a Jet2holiday.
And right now, you can save fifty pounds per person.
That's two hundred pounds off for a family of four.

[John “Pipe Fitter” Goldman @goldmanjohn66]

#PourADirtyBajaOnYourCrotchChallenge

[Astrokiff @AstrokiffSucks]

"Jax, look. I made a steak."

[SymphonyOfSans @SymphonyOfSans]

“Jax, I know we may not get along but I think I found out who the imposter is.”

[darhxe @darhxe]

How it feels duoing a egirl higher elo than you 😅

[Becky Paton @rpaton11]

Nothing but broken promises.

[Puella🇻🇦🌸 @CatholicaPuella]

Based Transphobic Pomni calling Jax “man” even after learning that he’s likely trans

[London HENRY 💷 @londonHenryGB]

Goodbye ISA.
Hello higher taxes.
At least the sun is out today…

[chloe @Dykeocletian]

old people will still insist that 1976 was hotter and will be doing so until they die of heatstroke

[inho 🥇 @itto_inho]

Weighed myself on my new electronic weight scale and it said in BOLD lettering that my body fat index is unacceptable

[Saberfart @saberfart]

why wasn't this canon @goosework