Sam Whyte

'Round faced' - York Press, 2009.

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It's all action at the National Railway Museum.

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@DrAlanWager Thank god for the circling. Would’ve struggled otherwise

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@DrAlanWager Fairly disappointed that Y wasn’t York Outer.

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Voting for @stellacreasy today in direct opposition to the foul abuse she has received from the Christian Far Right during this campaign. They are a total disgrace and not welcome in Walthamstow.

[Sarah Dempster @Dempster2000]

Bloke in Tesco is telling his mate the job’s definitely in the bag, right, cos the interviewer couldn’t resist “my self-defecating sense of humour”.

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The missing scene from BIG

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Gordon Ramsay making things seem worse

[Sarah Manavis @sarahmanavis]

I wrote about the rise of “ethical” parent influencers – who claim to make content off their children in a “moral” way – and why no version of filming your kids daily in pursuit of attention will ever avoid exploiting them for online fame https://t.co/ne72qtrQR5

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Didn't peg Sunak as someone capable of this level of banter, but fair play

[Ione Wells @ionewells]

Rishi Sunak said today that the list of transport projects he outlined in his speech last week to replace HS2 were actually "illustrative" ideas for projects that "could be funded" and not necessarily the projects that would receive funding.

[Phil Clifton @philclifton]

This. Is. Phenomenal.

Corrie characters aghast at “London?”

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Cat-bin lady for the TikTok generation. I will not be elaborating.

[The Guardian @guardian]

Boy, 16, arrested in connection with felling of famous Sycamore Gap tree https://t.co/KG2eyz4cq0

[Brian Jordan Alvarez @brianjoralvarez]

Full length SITTING version by @thatjoshmac !! So good. Follow @thatjoshmac

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

It’s silly I know but I like to imagine her majesty up in heaven now , perhaps sharing a marmalade sandwich with Paddington (he’s also dead in this) and her corgis (the dead ones) and looking down on us serenely. 💕 🇬🇧

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Briefly returning to Twitter to say that all viral videos where someone requests a personally important song from a public piano player are fake. Bye!

[Mr Biffo 🦀🆙 @mrbiffo]

Went to London Zoo yesterday, and my usual internal conflict over seeing animals in cages was offset by witnessing a young girl throw her shoe into the penguin pool, and shout “Eat it!”.

[joel golby @joelgolby]

read the long read about fish and chips. good, great even, but phenomenally depressing. how much culturally will we lose through the recession we keep telling ourselves we're not in https://t.co/uaB1zdeeO0

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My main Oppenheimer takeaway: is Kenneth Branagh being elaborately pranked by being given parts with accents he cannot do

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As someone who had the misfortune to sit through his last one I say fucking good.

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Composer Andrew Lloyd Webber has said political correctness is stopping him from composing another musical.

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If I caught wind that someone I knew was sparkling their tea or coffee I would simply call the police