S. Nelson

Just an average guy trying to figure out life.

[S. Nelson @samRoyal777]

@Sweepers3945 Always liked the smaller naval vessels. Seems they get forgotten a lot.

[S. Nelson @samRoyal777]

@s8n Translation?

[S. Nelson @samRoyal777]

Happy Birthday Tess

[S. Nelson @samRoyal777]

@midwestern_ope Don't own the fridge yet, but I'm pretty sure my grandparents will be passing theirs down to me.

[S. Nelson @samRoyal777]

@Drachinifel Glad to see. That class of ships rarely gets touched on

[S. Nelson @samRoyal777]

@Scramjet17 Common issue maybe. Definitely overused though.

[Nick Jr. @nickjr]

So about that time Steve went off to college… #BluesClues25

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

13 seasons of the Midwest

Winter
Fool’s Spring
Second Winter
Spring of Deception
Polar Vortex
“It wouldn’t be so bad out without the wind”
Actual Spring
Pothole and construction season
Hell’s front porch
Mosquito Heaven
False Fall
Second summer
Actual Fall

[S. Nelson @samRoyal777]

Coco isn't coco without the mini marshmallows.

[S. Nelson @samRoyal777]

@Timcast Good description 👍

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Trick or treating is all fun and games in the Midwest until you’re Spider Man in a jacket

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

It’s all fun and games until kids realize that zoom killed any chance of a good old fashioned snow day this year

[S. Nelson @samRoyal777]

I used to be with it, but they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what is it seems weird and scary to me.
It will happen to you.
- Abe Simpson

[S. Nelson @samRoyal777]

@midwestern_ope No question

[S. Nelson @samRoyal777]

What's your least favorite thing about of winter?

[S. Nelson @samRoyal777]

Minnesota,
Come for the culture,
Stay because your car won't start.

[S. Nelson @samRoyal777]

Let's see who gets this...

There once was a girl from Peru
Who had a young kitten named Stew
She taught him to speak
Alphabetical Greek
but he never got further than mu

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

On the 12th day of Christmas the Midwest gave to me

12 random seasons
11 unfixed potholes
10 bottles of ranch
9 tornado sirens
8 runaway cattle
7 u betchas
6 games of corn hole
5 OPE SORRYS
4 big storms
3 Welp, alrights
2 one finger waves
and a 30 minute doorway goodbye

[S. Nelson @samRoyal777]

@pagethegreat @dailyianisms I think his middle name is Jumpman