Sam Forbes

yo have to piss wicked brb

[Sentinels @Sentinels]

The team: "We're all on site let's plant. Where's the spike?

The person with spike:

[Sachin @sachincroker]

A tale of three Britains

[Sam Forbes @sam_4bs]

It's mid-July, and your friends are high

[Sam Forbes @sam_4bs]

Tyler's new album is brqzy

[Sam Forbes @sam_4bs]

Waaaaaaa

[Sam Forbes @sam_4bs]

Living in a basement means it's colder inside than it is outside, fuck it's chilly

[Sam Forbes @sam_4bs]

Mood is those Episode II Attack of the Clones bug dudes

[Sam Forbes @sam_4bs]

David Attenborough is such a propogator of the global warming lie (a big /s if I even need to put this)

[Sam Forbes @sam_4bs]

When you wake up with the crook of your arm over face and you're clearly ashamed of your sleep dabbing,how do you recover

[Mike Trapp @MikeWTrapp]

Stop trying to make the moon happen

[Sam Forbes @sam_4bs]

It's odd when you think you know something and then are suddenly are corrected, like I for sure thought the new game of thrones season was starting this month but I guess I was wrong 😯

[Sam Forbes @sam_4bs]

@jeremykgalvez Our profs can no longer be trusted! kappa

[Sam Forbes @sam_4bs]

@jeremykgalvez Wtf? That's bizarre

[Sam Forbes @sam_4bs]

@LiquidDominate Still think vi is busted tbh

[Sam Forbes @sam_4bs]

@chmurph when it's like everything's crazy and you just wanna talk about catman and batwoman, I think it's a great catchphrase

[Sam Forbes @sam_4bs]

My right eye hasnt stopped twitching for about a week, am I having a stroke? Lowkey worried about it but WebMD told me its chill

[kody @kodyfrom5to7]

Trekked out as reasonably into the mountains as I could get before it started pouring rain

[john @ReallySuspect]

“i’ll take whatever u have on draft”

[Sam Forbes @sam_4bs]

@GingerBueller Letter p reporting in sir

[Sam Forbes @sam_4bs]

@AmberrGriffin Oh damn the wink frown! More relatable than ever

[Sam Forbes @sam_4bs]

Depressed I'm a scrub but it makes sense