sam

20| he/him | orioles | never stop gambling. 90% of gamblers quit right before they hit it big.

[Nicky Fretterd • Living The Dream! • @NickyFretterd]

can we just make these stupid halloween versions of every gif now

[sam @sam____114]

@RazzberryYams Honestly going the route of “yeah I know I should be vegan but meat tastes really good” is way better than trying to jump through hoops to manufacture fake reasons that eating meat is moral

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

*Screeching e̶a̶g̶l̶e̶ Oriole sound*

[sam @sam____114]

@SCFCJosh96 Nah man, ties are just kinda lame

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

Wincinnati 🤩

[sam @sam____114]

I don’t think there should be offside if ten ball is in the goalie box IMO

[Sumeet 🇺🇸 @flameosumeet]

I think the people who think offside is a dumb rule should play a 90 minute 11v11 match as a defender with no offsides, and report back with their findings

[sam @sam____114]

@GholaHenderson though i am also on oriolestwt i just dont tweet much

[sam @sam____114]

@GholaHenderson Hell yeah I’m on my own tier

[sam @sam____114]

@GholaHenderson Hell yeah I got my own tier

[sam @sam____114]

@AccidentalBron

[Franklin the GOAT® @FranklinDaGoat]

My pee comes out thick like toothpaste but it doesn’t taste like it at all

[sam @sam____114]

@ShlomoSolomons I guess that’s fair, but that doesn’t mean you can shame someone for not having intersex friends or acquaintances

[sam @sam____114]

@ShlomoSolomons I’m really not trying to argue with you on intersex rights or broader LGBTQ+ rights or anything. The issue I have with your posts is literally just a misunderstanding in probability.

[sam @sam____114]

@ShlomoSolomons everyone should be open to having intersex friends, but as someone who doesn’t really make online friends (I’m much more of a lurker online than a talker usually), it’s not that hard to see that by pure chance I’ve never had the opportunity to be friends with an intersex person.

[sam @sam____114]

@ShlomoSolomons Following that logic, i don’t think it invalidates you as an ally towards LGBTQ+ people to not meet every “type” of person. I’ve met and made friends with many lesbian, gay, bi, trans, and other queer people, I’ve just never met an intersex person. It’s just probability.

[sam @sam____114]

@ShlomoSolomons If someone i was close to told me they were intersex, obviously I’d have no problem with that and would be glad they were comfortable enough with me to tell them. But people deserve privacy? I’m very big on personal privacy and don’t like to ask questions that might feel invasive

[sam @sam____114]

@ShlomoSolomons you do realize how mathematically impossible that is? Like 2% of people at max are intersex. Can’t be friends with all of us.

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

Brought the heat 🔥