Sam 👽 Bass

🇺🇸 Ukranian Jew 🚀
Comedian
#livedangerously
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[Sam 👽 Bass @Sam____Bass]

My Norm Macdonald tribute joke: I just want to clear the air, OJ Simpson is an art thief, he is not, I repeat, he is not a murderer. But I do hear he wants his lucky stabbin cap back." #NormMacDonald rip

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@adamcarolla As long as he's doing it for the Reich reasons, eh Adam?

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Elon Musk is such a wonderful person. He just wanted to rip his heart out and give it to the fans! Biggly misunderstood.

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@elonmusk It's because of selfish pricks like you that civilizations ended.

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I don't need new technology, I need to afford groceries and a place to live. This timeline sucks.😡🤡🤡🤡

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@beinlibertarian Theft

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I'll keep raping myself and I don't care what anyone says.

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@Villgecrazylady Person should be in jail

[Sam 👽 Bass @Sam____Bass]

My IQ is high enough to avoid these online IQ tests.

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@MrAndyNgo Mentally ill people do mentally ill things. Go figure

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Who else agrees? #2025newyear

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@adamcarolla Try billionaires dude. Who controls the government? Now follow the obvious logical next step. I know you're not stupid 😠

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@WorldAndScience Hope for the future

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@NVIDIAGeForce #GeForceGreats baby. I'm poor

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@Ollieisalady @envisionalt7 @MrAndyNgo Yep

[Sam 👽 Bass @Sam____Bass]

Hey aliens, now would be a good time to come over and save Humanity.

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All the wealthy are super positive about 2025. I wonder why? Fuckers

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@elonmusk Yeah because you're a fucking billionaire you dumb motherfucker.

[Sam 👽 Bass @Sam____Bass]

This looks like a great deal if you still don't have TikTok. I get breaking news there faster than #x Tap to get your TikTok Shop coupon https://t.co/rrpBQNJ7pY

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@Schwarzenegger I started working out again after maybe 8 months of not doing anything. I think I did a good job because I puked at the end.

[Sam 👽 Bass @Sam____Bass]

I been trying to be a good father. even if that means only raising two cats and myself.