Sam Avery

UK Tour right now!

[Sam Avery @sam__avery]

Queues at Dover

[Sam Avery @sam__avery]

Didn’t have ‘Zack Polanski comments on your FB post’ on my 2025 bingo card.

[Sam Avery @sam__avery]

Hope and equality? NO THANKS 👎

[Sam Avery @sam__avery]

Me and @MickFerry on Taproom Tramps, new podcast every Friday.

[Sam Avery @sam__avery]

Someone just tried to insult me by calling me a ‘lefty scouser’.

Thanks 👍

[Mick Ferry @MickFerry]

New episode of Tap Room Tramps is out on Friday. With me and @sam__avery recorded at @frogandbucket studios.

[Sam Avery @sam__avery]

I’ve more respect for flat-earthers than people who say Jordan Pickford is rubbish.

[Sam Avery @sam__avery]

@notnowgeoff 💪

[Sam Avery @sam__avery]

Did you see the chocolate bar?!

[Bound & Gagged Comedy @bound_andgagged]

Sam Avery is on tour with his electrifying new show, ⚡️THUNDERSTORM⚡️

There's thunderous punchlines, lightning-fast jokes, and a night of laughs you won't forget.

"Amazing and brutally honest...brilliant" @ladbible

https://t.co/bUyBnVNxNI

@sam__avery

[Sam Avery @sam__avery]

Had a great time in the USA 🇺🇸

[The Green Party @TheGreenParty]

Let's make hope normal again.

[Sam Avery @sam__avery]

EUSTON TANNOY: Customers are reminded not to run at any time.

[Sam Avery @sam__avery]

I refuse to go onstage without a pink couch 🤣

[Sam Avery @sam__avery]

@mikeotoka Thanks for coming (and coughing!) Mike! Nice one 👍

[Sam Avery @sam__avery]

Some 20 year old asked me last night if 'I'd heard of TikTok?' 🤣

I told him no. He patiently explained the concept. I asked him if he could help me download this TikTok thing.

He went on the app store on my phone, saw I already had it and had 70k followers.

Cheeky fucker 🤣

[Sam Avery @sam__avery]

If Britain was a house party

[Sam Avery @sam__avery]

Forest fan on front row of my show tonight told me he was avoiding the result so he could watch it when he got home. He must be watching it right now. Poor fecker.

[Mick Ferry @MickFerry]

New episode of Tap Room Tramps is out tomorrow with guest host @DeadMenTom standing in for @sam__avery

[Sam Avery @sam__avery]

Well that was quite the experience! Quick trip to NYC to host a fundraising gala, then back to Blighty for shows in Bristol, Southend and Cambridge this weekend 💪🤓 (where I will NOT be dressed in a tux, soz)

[Les Dennis @LesDennis]

My phone was hacked for 9 years. What they did was criminal. People’s lives were ruined. If you haven’t seen it watch The Hack. ITV.