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[Jake 🦩 @Jakeli_47]

waking up thirty mins early just to scroll on my phone for 20 of them

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

you relax for 30 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s 10pm😭

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

when I forget to keep my mind occupied for a second and suddenly get hit by an explosion of feelings and memories from everything happening in my life

[blaire @pissshit90001]

I think about this tweet Often

[holly🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇧🇷🇳🇱🇨🇼 @hollythfc]

no tampons or pads but crisps and chocoalte. #ok

[sam @sam__farrelI]

This thunder literally made my heart fall out my ass holy fuck

[rain ☭ @rainatnight777]

why is it 22C at 2am can u just fuck off man give it a rest

[sam @sam__farrelI]

Just about managed two hours

[Y @tinscognito__]

Hope we’re all ready for the worst 3 hours 22 minutes of sleep of the year (so far).

[Y @tinscognito__]

Hope we’re all ready for the worst 3 hours 22 minutes of sleep of the year (so far).

[JP 🍍 @JPLFR80]

I wonder how many times I have died on fuck, marry, kill

[iraorla 🍉 @orlacsm]

"what have you got on draught?" what have you got in your eyes that prevents you from reading you fat meff

[NJ @NoJusticeMTG]

Why all the pubs stopped doing pub food?? I would like to go for pie and mash not fucking 'loaded tater tots'

[LONER @1lonerlifestyle]

Once you get a job you meet some of the lamest fucking human beings on earth

[𝑆𝐼𝐴𝑁 𝑇𝐻𝑌𝑀𝐸𝑆 🫧 @SianThymes]

how I feel when I start replying to everybody's insta story after a glass of wine

[🐈‍⬛ @pinkcatnipp]

Instagram needs to stop adding all these unnecessary new features & bring back the activity tab that told us who followed who & what posts they liked #Nosy

[Benn Beckman @BennBeckmanofc]

Sair do cinema de noite, depois de um filme que você gostou muito é uma sensação do krlh mesmo

[Mr Brute @BuddyNoLove]

I know I’m on borrowed time at a job when people speaking starts to annoy me.

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

Do you think we are stupid . Pathetic

[• @yducknow]

“can't wait to go home, i have a lot to do” me as soon as I get home

[Neet @neet_sol]

9-5 is actually 24-7 when you factor in the constant dread of going to work